Things Guthrie Says
Guthrie's way of referring to male students.
What is "Young Man?"
What is "And my varsity will back me up on this?"
Someone who did not do their homework last night.
Who am I?
The best-selling album of all time.
What is Thriller by Michael Jackson?
Guthrie's opening words when he has an announcement.
What is "Attention students?"
Jalbert is telling a story and prepares to quote what somebody told her.
What is "You know what they said to me?"
The month, day, and year that the soap dispenser was lit on fire by a man with a joint.
What is November 4th, 2019?
This egyptian ruler lived closer to the creation of the Internet than the construction of the pyramids.
Who is Cleopatra?
Guthrie's school chant.
Jalbert wanting to discuss something and then give us time to do our own thing.
What is "We'll talk for a bit and then I'll give you some time to play?"
During the first year of the school's operation, the longest lockdown lasted...
The longest piece of English literature.
What is Subspace Emissary Worlds Conquest?
Guthrie breaks the tragic news of a teacher's absence to a class of virtual students.
What is "Students, your teacher is absent today?"
Jalbert is proposing a question to the whole class and pointing her index finger on the desk.
What is "Do you guys think...?"
This item was stolen from a bathroom and found three months later behind the gymnasium bleachers.
What is a sink?
The highest-rated game on Metacritic by Metascore.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
Guthrie's parting advice to students who were expelled for the Achievement List.
What is "Fear not children, for I bear the strongest burden; to become God is the loneliest achievement of all."
Jalbert telling her in-person students that she wants to avoid her online students?
What is "I'm not doing a zoom today?"
The original name of Windermere High School, as chosen by Bridgewater Middle School students.
What is "Harambe Memorial?"
The eighth president of the United States.
Who is Martin Van Buren?