Silly Riddles 1
The nose got mad at the finger and said...
"Stop picking on me!"
Anansi rode into town on Friday. She stayed for 2 days and left on Friday.
How is this possible?
Say this fast
Snap Crackle Pop
Snap Crackle Pop
Snap Crackle Pop
Snap Crackle Pop
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
a teapot
Can't do this to the elbow.
Can you lick the elbow ?
The skeleton could not go to the dance because.....
They had no-BODY to go with!
It is so fragile that saying its name breaks it.
silence
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood ?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them...
Can't do this to the eyes when you sneeze.
Can you keep the eyes open when you sneeze ?
It has four wheels and flies...
a garbage truck
The egg would roll in this direction when a rooster sitting on a top of a barn lays it...
What? Roosters don't lay eggs...
Say it fast
Denise sees the fleece
Denise sees the fleas
At least Denise could sneeze
And feed and freeze the fleas
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
Umm...there's no smoke...it's an electric train :-)
Cant do this to the lips when you say "P".
Can you say P without separating your lips ?
You get this when you multiply all the numbers on a calculator together...
zero
A room that has no doors...
a mushroom!
Say it fast
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
But the stump thunk the skunk stunk
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
the stars
Smallest bone in the body is found here.
What is an ear ?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C.
Say it fast
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter;
“But,” she said, “this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit o’ better butter.
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up!
Largest organ in the body.
What is skin ?