Senior
On Keg Krawl, I fell in front of the police, and they threatened to put me in the police van if someone didn’t get me
Who is Emma
I jumped out of my window on keg crawl
Who is Alex
I dropped a washing machine on my on my toes
Who is bella
One year the fitness test caused us to have burns on our forearms from planking on the turf
Who is the goalies
I ended freshmen year formal making out with a baseball player on top of a washing machine
Who is Abby
What two jrs are spit sisters
Who is El and Alex
I jokingly swiped right on a crew leader on tinder and we matched and he messaged asking to hang out
Who is Alina
We are the only class who has not had someone quit
Who is the juniors
On my 21st birthday, I went to Mags for the first time and blacked out within an hour of being there
Who is Maddie
I lost my virginity in college after wearing a kid's costume for Halloween
Who is Katie
For every 21st birthday party on the team I took a bite out of the cakes before the birthday girls could
Who is Krista
We tried to go to a teammates house but when we got to the door there was a sign that said "no freshmen allowed" so we walked back to our dorms
Who are the seniors
Lilly was my wing woman one year at formal and I made out with her hometown best friend basically the whole time
Who is Julez
When I was a freshman, a senior cornered me while she was naked to take shots with her that night
Who is Lilly
My boyfriend and I were 😉 and the candle on the top of my bed fell on top of us and hot wax went everywhere
Who is Hannah
What year did mel told the team "the jerseys didn't shrink, we just got bigger"
What is 2022?