Before And After
Popular game show where contestants solve word puzzles and sweet treat that offers words of wisdom after dinner
This celeb's most recent (notable) release was a subpar romcom that sparked dating rumors with her co-star -- also the recent talk of the internet over a controversial and hard-to-watch American Eagle ad. Every guy you know probably follows her on instagram
Sydney Sweeney
"I play each point like my life depends on it"
Rafa Nadal
This person is the sole member of the men's tennis team who was highschool student council president
Brett Keeling
This attractive, chiseled Fight Club and Moneyball star was also the most famous person our very own Lucinda Gatsiounis served while working at Hollywood's SunLife Organics smoothie shop
Brad Pitt
Feel-good TV show about a quirky group of roomates and a beloved seasonal dessert you might order in boxes
New Girl Scout Cookies
This celeb's breakout gig involved playing a pair of young twins who attempt to swap lives after meeting each other at summer camp. Her most prominent role, however, can be known for ruining Regina George's life
Lindsey Lohan
"You cannot be serious! That ball was on the line!"
John McEnroe
Senior captain Harry Collomb broke his right thumb in the tenth grade doing this activity
Skateboarding (10 days after purchasing said skateboard)
Rounded to the nearest 10%, Wes Women's Tennis is undefeated against what percentage of all teams we've ever played
60%
A food-themed Dr. Seuss classic and my personal favorite Broadway musical
Green Eggs and Hamilton
This Canadian husband of a rather controversial (but great nonetheless) blonde actress, is known for funny tweets and starring in comedic and superhero films
Ryan Reynolds
In referring to a water bottle thrown into the umpire's chair, "It slipped out of my hands"
Nick Kyrgios
This heartfelt duet about a couple clinging onto hope in their falling-apart relationship by a certain rebellious artist with a bleach blonde pixie cut was also senior member Chase Kasday's most-played song in 2024
Just Give Me a Reason
Name 3 of my (Lane's) top 5 most-listened-to artists in 2024
Zach Bryan, Noah Kahan, Quinn XCII, Del Water Gap, Taylor Swift
A person who spends an excessive amount of time working out and a movie about an aspiring rodent chef
Gym Ratatouille
This actor became a lot of people's celebrity crush after playing the lead male in a timeless 2003 romcom, but might even be better known for his star performance in an emotional 2014 sci-fi movie about astronauts and time-traveling. You've probably heard him iconically say "Alright, alright, alright"
Matthew McConaughey
"If someone beats you three times in a row, they're your daddy"
Ben Shelton
Gelsenkirchen, Germany (Dusseldorf acceptable)
Our very own Macie Carlos is a huge fan and museum-attendee of this giant, friendly, forest-loving animated Japanese creature starring in Studio Ghibli productions
Totoro
Bow-tied educator who made elementary science cool on TV and the spiky-haired host who takes us on a trip to Flavortown
Bill Nye the Science Guy Fieri
This American actress has been in the game for a while but recently re-blew up with the 2025 release of the third season of an unsettling HBO series, playing the southern wife/mother of an odd family known for her funny accent and saying "Piper, noooooo!"
Parker Posey
"This is gonna be on tennis TV bro"
Daniil Medvedev
Wes Men's Tennis's most recent Little Three title came in this year
1947
Our very own Coach Steph's FULL undergraduate degree consisted of these field(s)
Law in Society major with a double minor in Psychology and Sociology