Holiday Math
Horses that pull the open sleigh in Jingle Bells plus number of wise men in a nativity scene
What is 4?
Chuck Berry & Gene Autry want an outcast caribou to hurry up
What is Run Run Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
1949: this mystery board game
What is Clue?
"Billy Bob Thornton plays a disgusting drunk who should not be allowed near your food, much less your children. The idea that any mall executive would be stupid enough to hire this misanthrope to talk to children simply because his friend is a midget is ludicrous."
What is Bad Santa?
It doesn't show signs of stopping / And I've bought some corn for popping
What is "Let It Snow"?
Number of candles on a Menorah divided by Santa's reindeer (including Rudolph)
What is 1?
Eartha Kitt tries to tell her sugar daddy Kris Kringle she should leave but he insists the weather is freezing
What is Santa Baby It's Cold Outside?
1963: this kid-friendly cooking appliance
What is an Easy Bake Oven?
"I was sickened by the level of violence in this film. How did this get a PG rating???? Also violence against people is NOT funny."
What is Home Alone?
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog / And we'd begged her not to go
What is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"?
The number in a Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaughn holiday film times the number of turtle doves in the 12 days of Christmas
What is 8?
Brenda Lee & Taylor Swift sing about a holiday party at a place that sells firs
What is Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Farm?
1975: this small companion that was no mess and no effort
What is a Pet Rock?
"The underlying premise of the movie -- the violent death of the patron saint of children, treated as goofy slapstick -- is repellant..."
What is The Santa Clause?
Gone away is the bluebird / Here to stay is a new bird
What is Winter Wonderland?
The upper age range of kids in The Christmas Song being offered a simple phrase minus the length (in feet) of the pole the singer wouldn't touch the Grinch with
What is 52.5?
Ariana Grande and *NSYNC want Old Saint Nick to wish them seasons greetings
What is Santa Tell Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays?
1996: this squeezable plush toy of a muppet reportedly sold for up to $1,500 in secondary markets
What is Tickle Me Elmo?
"This movie should be watched by anyone who wants to learn how to create an army of blind zealots, willing to do their leader's bidding lest they be discovered to be infidels that cannot hear the bell and have their golden ticket taken away. Yikes!!!"
What is The Polar Express?
Strings of street lights, even stop lights / Blink a bright red and green
What is "Silver Bells"?
Total number of Home Alone films plus French hens in the 12 days of Christmas
What is 9?
Burl Ives and RUN-DMC sing and rap about a very happy holiday in Queens
What is "A Holly Jolly Christmas in Hollis?
2002: these spinning tops that battled each other in a toy stadium
What are Beyblades?
"AND I CAN TELL ANY American READING THIS THAT IT HASN'T SNOWED IN THE COUNTY OF SURREY BEFORE AND AROUND Christmas FOR ABOUT 40 YEARS?"
What is The Holiday?
And so this is Christmas / For Weak and For Strong
What is "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"?