Fish
GFY
Todd
Spock
WTF Chuck?
100

Which one of these people did not go to SIU? Mrs Keely, Steve McInerney, Cousin Phil, Buddy, Cousin Charles, Cobra?

Cobra.

100

Which Chicago  Bear used to live in 

Downers Grove?



Iron Mike Ditka.

100

What Famous Athlete used to live in Oswego?

Jarret Payton.

100

What Famous actor is both Canadian and Jewish?

Captain Kirk, William Shatner

100

Who said " Why Don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?

Moe Howard.

200

What Local University did Meghan Markle attend?

Northwestern University. Famous Alumni, Tim Riley, Uncle Dan and the Cobra. 

200

Name the other Oswegoan born the same year and week as me.

The Mayor Himself, Mr. Bob Butcher.

200

What is the name of Grandma's and Grandpas old camp ground? 

Ruffit Park.

200

Grandpa Kwi had an uncanny resemblance to what Historical figure?

Joseph Stalin. 

200

How many Campgrounds were the Kwiatkowski family thrown out of?

4. One of these, Green River Oaks, was recently frequented by the Hulkes.

300

Which Oswegoan  Dressed Up As a Gorilla for his 1st grade play?

Kirk The Assassin Butcher.

300

Which Uncle had a Riding mower land on top of him while driving?

Uncle Dan.

300

Name my 2 Favorite Chicago Bulls of all time? Hint, it's not Jordan or Pippen.


Stormin Norman Van Lier and Jerry Sloan. (Tell famous stories of both.)


300

Which Oswegoan said" I didn't call you a Jag Off, I said you were acting like one." and who did he say it to?

Mr. Huganin and Mr. Matozzi.

300

Name 2 people that Mrs. Ziemnik almost came to blows with?

Mrs. Washington and Mr. Huganin.

400

What Is the Middle name of the Hulkes dog Dakota. 

Dawn.


400

Which of our pets used to eat Cigarettes?

Skip.

400

Name the pet that once set off our CO2 Detector after farting.

Sammie. Funfact: Sammie and I were once on the front page of the Oswego Ledger. 


400

True or False? Did Benet have a player on the same Michigan State team as Magic Johnson? 

True. 7 Foot Jim Coutre. 

400

What Indian Tribe am I from?

Blackfeet.

500

In Which Vegas Hotel did Nick Riviera, Ken Martini Jr. and Johnny place a Blue Peanut M&M on the 13th Floor Fire alarm box? 

The Luxor. No one knows why they did it...

500

Grandma's favorite dog was named after something you may have for breakfast? Hint: It's Not "Denver Omelette"

Muffin. 

500

What was the Cats name that terrorized Grandma and Daisy?

Pumpkin.

500

What Oswego Business.was replaced by the Subway on Rte 34?

BP Amoco.

500

How old are Daisy and Pearl?

13 Years.

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