CHRISTMAS CHARACTERS
Whoville’s least festive resident, known for being green and very anti-Christmas.
Who is the Grinch?
“This movie shows that being abandoned at Christmas is apparently a great way to learn engineering and sadistic humour.
What is "Home Alone"?
This cheerful tune teaches children about paranoia and is really about guilt-tripping them into behaving (it literally starts with: ‘You’d better watch out’)
What is "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"?
The color Santa originally wore before Coca-Cola said “nah, red is better.”
What is green?
This one is the OG glow-up story: shamed for his bright nose, then becomes the hero of Christmas night.
Who is Rudolph?
The story of this Christmas movie centers on a grown man - raised by elves, feared by coworkers - whose entire personality is aggressive cheer.
What is "Elf"?
One crib.
One baby.
One very quiet night.
What is “Silent Night”?
The plant people kiss under even though it’s literally toxic.
What is mistletoe?
This guy hates Christmas harder than anyone hates slow Wi-Fi, but somehow (after being visited by 3 ghosts) ends up learning about generosity and feels… a lot.
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
Movie where a train takes kids to the North Pole and everyone pretends it’s not creepy.
What is "The Polar Express"?
This diva’s holiday hit hijacks every December and has been stuck in humanity’s collective brain since 1994…
What is “All I Want for Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey?
In Japan, Christmas isn’t complete without a visit to this fast-food chain.
What is KFC?
He checks your life and decides your fate… kind of like a very jolly, very judgmental app.
Who is Santa?
This holiday movie proves that crawling through air vents is an acceptable Christmas activity.
What is "Die Hard"?
This song teaches you to never give your heart to someone who’s going to ghost you the very next Christmas.
What is “Last Christmas”?
The country where the tradition of decorating Christmas trees began.
What is Germany?
In a classic Christmas ballet, this title character is a guy whose entire personality revolves around dental violence.
Who is the Nutcracker (or the Nutcracker Prince)?
In this classic Christmas movie, George Bailey wishes he’d never been born… until he meets an angel who reminds him that “every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”
What is "It’s a Wonderful Life"?
A festive track where subtlety is cancelled, gift lists are terrifyingly detailed, and ‘baby’ is mandatory punctuation.
What is “Santa Baby”?
In Poland, families leave an empty place at the table for this famous birthday boy during Christmas Eve dinner.
Who is Jesus?