What's In This Drink
This recipe never changes much. Its brand of creamy, sweet, and festively spiced flavours has been keeping people warm for generations.
What is "Hot Buttered Rum"
In the town of Gavle Sweeden, this colossal creature is erected each year under tight security. The reason being that many of the locals demand for its destruction.
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as he found out recently when he tried to claim that this comic book character was there to speak with the general.
Who is "Captain America"?
Years after a rather festive swingers get together, a traumatized autist exacts his revenge with an overnight crime spree.
What is "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"?
With a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath, Santa unloads his frustration in more ways than one in this song by Weird Al.
A delicious slice of pudding in a glass, like a milkshake for grown-ups.
What is a "brandy alexander"
Like diamonds on an engagement ring, Christmas day fried chicken in this eastern country is a spectacularly successful marketing campaign
What is "Japan"?
Infidelity was the topic of choice. So he decides he's leaving the bedroom and he goes out to sleep on the couch. And that's the point at which she came out, grabbed this festive center piece and started hitting him with it.
Local cult terrorizes elderly couple, as they merely attempt to deprogram themselves after being left with an empty nest.
Last year she got run over by a reindeer, this year grandma got this instead.
What is "molested at the airport"?
We love a punch at the holidays as it cuts down on bartending time, and they're maybe a little too easy to mix up! You'll be hearing jingle bells in no time with this sweet-tart big-batch version.
What is "Jingle-Juice"?
Every year at 3:00 p.m. on Christmas Eve, residents of Sweden sit down in front of the television for a family viewing of this 1958 Walt Disney Christmas special.
He must have either be running out of excuses or been very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found this illegal substance in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
What is "methamphetameme"?
CEO bullies child with a birth defect, before realizing his deformed face makes for a good snowplow.
What is "Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer"?
In favor of the christmas tree, Bob River's would rather be walkin' round in these.
A juicy, pretty-in-pink alternative to Buck’s Fizz, this festive cocktail oozes sophistication darling.
what is a Poinsettia
The nativity scene, while known across the globe, is often spruced up in many Catalonian communities with this figurine, depicting a man defacating in front of the baby lord Jesus Christ himself.
What is the "Caganer"?
Such a festive time of year, even for him who seems to like decorating the house with these. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
What is "christmas lights"?
Artistic twink at the top of his game suffers a midlife crisis, then chooses to make it everyone else's problem.
What is "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
As we ring in the end of the world, Weird Al wishes you a Merry Christmas from here.
What is "Ground Zero"?
Another variation of hot, mulled punch. This cocktail dates back to Yuletide celebrations and is mentioned in Hamlet.
what is a "Wassail."
Come 13 days before Christmas, Icelandic children will place a shoe beneath their bedroom window in hopes of receiving, among other things, one of these rotten vegetables from one of the 13 Yuletide-lads.
What is a "potato?"
In 2018, he woke up to find one of these lounging in his front yard Christmas display. It knocked over Rudolph and was "entangled in the string lights," according to local reports.
What is "an alligator"?
Murderer finds himself the unwitting inheritor of his victim's international empire, and the employees are just oddly okay with it.
What is "Tim Allen's The Santa Clause"?
Using the delicately innocent ’50s hit “Mr. Sandman” as a jumping off point, this song by Big Freedia turns a Christmas letter to Santa into a “u up?” text for St. Nick’s burner cell
What is "Santa is a Gay Man"?