What language do people from Brazil speak?
Portuguese
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because...
I can stop at any time.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
“colossal wreck, boundless and bare"
Ozymandias
Who wrote ‘An Inspector Calls’?
J.B Priestley
How big is the City of London in square miles?
1 square mile
Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and...
the fact that the average house can’t jump
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee:
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
“plagues the marriage hearse”
London
What are the first names of Mr and Mrs Birling?
Arthur and Sybil
Which is older, Stonehenge or the Pyramids?
Stonehenge
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
It was tense.
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
“forgotten dreams, and stare, snow-dazed”
Exposure
What is Eric's tipple of choice?
Port
What fruit is a member of the rose family?
Raspberry
I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there...
It was a Shitzu.
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee: Macduff was from...
his mother's womb
Untimely ripped.
“exploding comfortably”
Storm on the Island
Which era is the play set in?
Edwardian
Where would I find a dipthong?
A word
(two vowels combining to make a sound)
This quiz sort of reminds me of the time my school held a pun contest where the prize was £100, so I sent in about ten of them hoping one of them would be good enough to win.
Unfortunately
No pun in ten did.
Lay on, Macduff,
And damned be him that first cries,
‘Hold, enough!’
“Notice Neptune…/Taming a sea-horse”
My Last Duchess
Finish the quote: “It would do us all a bit of good if sometimes we tried to put ourselves in the place of these young women, counting their pennies in their...
...dingy little back bedrooms.”