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An animal Jazz is unhappy about not being more popular, a marsupial native to Australia and New Guinea
What is a quoll
on this popular holiday Jazz ended up getting staples in their head by hitting it with a ceiling fan
What is 4th of July
The amount of knives Jazz haves
What is 12 (any number 10+ will suffice)
Joseph Kerr
What is Joker
In Jazz’s childhood version of the three little pigs, this is the weapon the wolf used to break the window
What is a crowbar
Jazz’s favorite snek
What is orange ring neck snek
Jazz can be defined by this
What is “a type of music of African American origin characterized by improvisation, syncopation, and usually a regular or forceful rhythm, emerging at the beginning of the 20th century. Brass and woodwind-instruments and piano are particularly associated with jazz, although guitar and occasionally violin are also used; styles include Dixieland, swing, bebop, and free jazz.”
Jazz’s favorite spooder
What is wolf spooder
Jazz’s favorite anti hero, who is often confused with Deadpool and has a history with crowbars, Jazz’s favorite weapon since childhood
What is Jason Todd aka The Red Hood
Jazz’s best Halloween costume, a popular snl character
David S Pumpkins (any questions?)
The two (sometimes) purple flowers with the same 3 toxic substances working together in their poison
What is Datura and Belladona
Put this on crunchy water and Jazz will eat it. Heck, put this on an artichoke and they will probably try it. The blood and soul of all good Italian and non-Italian
What is Olive Garden Italian dressing
When aiming a gun and not about to shoot, this three word abbreviation is imperative, and Jazz knows it since childhood (from scaring the cat with a noisy gun toy and being corrected not on scaring the cat but on using uni-wait sorry almost gave it away. Whew that was close)
What is universal cover mode
The best member of Monty Python in Jazz’s opinion
Graham Chapman
Jazz’s childhood idol, who they dressed up as and wanted to be like
What is puss in boots
The Batman villain Jazz has the most respect for, and wants to pet his crows
What is scarecrow
Jazz’s favorite fruit, which he ironically is not allowed to have
What is starfruit
Jazz’s favorite shade of green
What is pine
Jazz’s favorite actor, known for his primary role in voice acting Batman among various media
What is Kevin Conroy
The prank Jazz pulled in 5th grade
What is pretending to eat mayo out of the jar
The over 100 year old law that ended Jazz’s middle school science project on feather air velocity
What is the migratory birds act
What Jazz would trade their soul to have back
What is the Fingerprint
The living creatures that killed Jazz and the name of the town it occurred in
What is yellow jacket in yellow springs
Jazz’s favorite person
What is Red/Vita
What nobody expects
What is “NOBODY EXPECTS THE SOANISH INQUISITION”