January
Who is Brayden? (1/18/25)
"mama bear always provides"
Who is Clayton? (3/8/25)
"let me put a pause in this i was conquering spain"
Who is Brayden? (5/21/25)
"is that ramen on your noodle?"
Who is Olivia? (7/24/25)
"you can only get better at drunk driving the more you practice"
Who is Hisato? (8/21/25)
"big head, for what?"
Who is Olivia? (1/19/25)
"what's it called when your brain has a heart attack?"
Who is Maud? (3/8/25)
"skibidi toilet is fire after model un"
Who is Siri? (4/26/25)
"there are so many options WE DO NOT NEED YOU‼️‼️‼️"
"👹👹👹 I LOVE THEM GREEN 👹👹👹... this is a little yellow for me"
Who is Soleigh? (8/24/25)
"which is the blackest tea? that is the one i want"
"just before bed i get to read about... terrorism!"
Who is Addison? (2/8/25)
"you're not a morning person or a night person jared you're just not a person"
Who is Hisato? (4/26/25)
"i know this is confusing, i'm also a little lost"
Who is Jared? (7/26/25)
"i'm a victim of drug abuse" / "you're the abuser AND the victim⁉️⁉️"
Who are Shriya and Dillen? (8/23/25)
"*a-word, elongated*"
Who is Hisato?
"do you think he puts his arms between his legs or his legs between his arms? like how does he get into that position?"
Who is Jared? (3/2/25)
"it's cause we're in public in private he usually calls me daddy"
Who is Ben? (5/21/25)
"aÁAAÄÀÅAA‼️‼ AAAÂÆĀAǍA‼️‼️ ÆǍÅÁAÄAAĀ‼️‼️‼️" (*sounding somewhere between a feral cat and a baby)
Who is Brayden? (7/26/25)
"they put you in the LESSER room"
"blame socrates for all your problems?" / "bling bling for all your problems?"
Who are Dillen and Chloe? (1/19/25)
"i can stop at any time, i promise"
Who is Ben? (2/8/25)
"i drive the speed limit"
Who is Soleigh? (4/25/25)
"i've never heard of someone missing water and yogurt ****" / "ITS NOT WATER MIXED WITH YOGURT ITS KEFIR‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️"
Who are Addison and Haley? (7/30/25)
"i'm going to dissolve the department of education" / "you look like you would with that hat"
Who are Siri and Ben?