Who Am I?
Most likely to finish a degree having won an ACS fellowship
Who is Jesus
Why have chemists stopped telling chemistry jokes?
All the good ones Argon.
A molecule that (uncommonly) expands when it freezes
What is water
A very positive feline friend
What is a cation
The wavelength of 14 THz light (5 sec)
2.14 x10^-5 m
Most likely to fall down a mountain
Who is Sophie
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you have to barium.
The element with which Marie Curie's coffin was made
What is lead
A legal form of torture involving hours of dripping liquid
What are titrations
The three amino acids that make up the catalytic triad of many proteases (10 sec)
What are Serine, Histidine, and Aspartate
Most likely to visit every continent
Who is Jacob
Why did the noble gas go to therapy?
It had trouble bonding.
What is Helium
A form of financial investment that is promised to always keep rising in price
What is a hydrogen bond
The value of 127 nm light in wavenumber (15 sec)
What is 78740 cm^-1
Most likely to defend Barry
Who is Luke
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
The only letter not found in an element in the periodic table
What is the letter J
The result of a royal chemist eating too many beans
What is noble gas
The number of amino acids in an alpha helix that spans a cell membrane (cell membrane width = 7 nm, rise of one turn in an alpha helix = 0.5 nm) (20 sec)
What are 46-47 amino acids
Most likely to initiate Bananagrams in the ball pit
Who is Rebecca
Give us the best (clean) chemistry pickup line you know.
Audience Choice
The year Le Chatelier published his famous principle
When was 1888
A fashion trend that involved everyone wearing far too much of the color purple
What is the ultraviolet catastrophe
Define Entropy
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