I'm not a misogynist
Badly Described Games
200

This overachieving student had to receive special ministerial clearance to use a Time-Turner just to manage her third-year class schedule.

Hermione Granger

200

Angry Dad, Quiet Son

God of War

400

After surviving a deadly encounter at a Los Angeles nightclub called Tech Noir, this former college student was committed to Pescadero State Hospital for "delusional" rants about a cybernetic apocalypse.

Sarah Connor (Terminator)

400

Depressed cowboy, tuberculosis, horse maintenance

Red Dead Redemption 2

600

In Comics, this elite operative's signature wrist gauntlets do not shoot webs, but rather deliver a 30,000-volt electrostatic charge called her "bite." 

Black Widow 

600

Post-apocalyptic FedEx simulator

Death Stranding

800

Before joining the elite S.T.A.R.S. Alpha Team as a rear security specialist, this master of unlocking served in the U.S. Army's ultra-selective Delta Force training program.

Jill Valentine

800

Blindfolded anime girl goonbait, existential robots

NieR: Automata

1000

Despite appearing to be a young woman, this Edenian princess is actually over 10,000 years old and is the biological daughter of Queen Sindel.

Kitana

1000

Cloned soldiers, giant mechs, nanomachines

Metal Gear Solid

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