Maths
Mr Hives 1
Maths Jokes
Mr Hives 2
Wild
100

What is the rule for the gradient

m = rise/run

100

Which NRL team does Mr Hives support

Sydney Roosters

100

What type of bird enjoys maths

Owlgebra

100

Where was Mr Hives from

Coffs Harbour

100

Which maths teacher has been teaching for 30 years

Mr Barbarossa

200

Factorise x2 + 8x + 15

(x + 3) (x + 5)

200

What is my first name

Dean

200

Why was the number six afraid of number seven?

Because 7-8-9

200

Which sports house is Mr Hives in

Goolagong
200

Which maths teacher is an expert in chess

Mr Gosney

300

Calculate the midpoint for the following points (1, 3) and (5, 9)

(3, 6)

300

Where are my playground duties

Front gate

300

What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

A roaming numeral

300

Which block is my staffroom

S block

300

Which maths teacher recently became a HOY

Mr Henry

400
What is the rule for the total cost (C) of hiring a car where you pay a $100 fixed fee plus $25 per hour (x)

C = 100 + 25x

400

How many students are in this class

26

400

Why was the student late?

The student took the rhombus

400

Which month was my last hair cut

October

400

Which maths teacher enjoys fishing

Mr Murtagh

500

What do you call a graph that represent a quadratic equation

A parabola
500

How many students in this class have I taught for more than 1 year.

1

500

Why did the triangle make the basketball team?

It always made three-pointers.

500

Which desk in the maths staffroom does Mr Hives sit.

Back left corner

500

Which maths teacher is a professional hockey player.

Mr Blakey

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