Christmas Gifts
Lucy received one of these disguised as some Pit Vipers... be specific
What is an Iphone XR
Sushi originated on this island nation
What is Japan?
This brand of boot and slipper seems to be a Household favorite, although Gordon has only ever had one pair
What is Ugg?
(DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A HINT THAT I WANT MORE)
Elon is a US citizen but was born in this county
What is South Africa?
In the a game of 'Ninety-Nine', this card can be either a 1 or an 11
What is an Ace?
Ben brought home one the more surprising Christmas hauls, which included AirPods and one of these
What are AirPods?
A California roll is filled with cucumber, avocado, and this... don't get faked out
What is imitation crab?
This brand of German footwear seems to a growing favorite in the Johnson house, although Gordon has none
What is Birkenstock?
(THIS IS NOT A HINT THAT I WANT ANY)
(DO NOT BUY ME ANY BECAUSE OF THIS)
What is Paypal?
This is another word for urine
What is pee?
Gordon received a Lego model of this landmark
What is the statue of liberty?
This fish is the staple in an Alaska Roll
What is Salmon?
Gordon has 2 pairs of these rubbery winter boots, although one of them has been ceded to mom. Lucy has a floral pair, too
What are Boggs?
To drive innovation in rapidly reusable orbital class rocket boosters, SpaceX unveiled a plan to launch thousands of satellites to provide this commodity to underserved areas of the globe
What is access to the Internet?
This is a variety of tailless monkey
What is an ape?
Rightfully so, Julia was gifted several of these apparel items, she puts one on pretty much twice a day
What is a bathing suit?
Philadelphia rolls always include smoked salmon and this common bagel spread
What is cream cheese
These boots apparently have a doctorate in something... Lucy had them first, but Julia followed quickly behind
What are Doc Martens?
Contrary to it's name, I find this Musk company to be quite exciting. They mainly dig tunnels but sell flamethrowers on the side to get attention.
What is the Boring Company?
When running a race, one might hope to maintain one of these
What is a pace?
Mom rounded out everyone's stocking stuffer with Bomba socks, a company partially owned by this Shark Tank investor
Who is Damon John?
Caviar is a type of this. Which is a more general term for fish eggs. We have used the salmon variety in our kitchen
What is roe?
Not to be confused with black or pinto, these boots are can be easily spotted in the Johnson house in the winter
What are Bean Boots?
In late 2020, Tesla unveiled on their website a 15-month-aged limited edition bottle of this Mexican liquor. It sold out in hours.
What is Tequila?
This is something worn on the backs of super heroes
What is a cape?