These four Gospels which tell the tale of Jesus's life are named after their purported authors.
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John

kill
This controversial early president is widely known for introducing Macaroni & Cheese to the White House dinner menu
Thomas Jefferson
The missing word in House of ______ describes the labyrinthine nature of the novel itself and how it reflects that of the titular house, NOT tree foliage.
Leaves
This pacifist leader of the Indian independence movement had an early glitch which, ironically, made him pour every resource into developing and dropping nuclear weapons on other civs
Gandhi

Red Dead Redemption 2
My grandpa's grade school teacher made her class stand up and pray when a pigeon flew into the room, having mistaken it for a dove, a symbol of this trinity feature
The Holy Spirit

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JFK
_____ Psycho 100 is actually about a boy psychic, NOT the Italian-American mafia.
Mob
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This "Great" Macedonian emperor is mechanically immune to wartime morale punishments. In short, if he spawns as an NPC, reroll
Alexander the Great

Team Fortress 2
The Protestant Reformation was driven to viral popularity with the help of this new invention.
Printing press/moveable type

spotting
An Iraqi journalist threw both of his shoes during this president's press conference. His head was unscathed, but probably not his pride.
George W. Bush
Made in _____ is about a girl born at the bottom of a subterranean chasm, NOT the deepest layer of the ocean.
Abyss
Montezuma I is often mistaken for his more famous descendant, but his contributions to this thriving Mesoamerican civilization should not be understated. In-game he's an aggressive expansionist who prioritizes luxury goods (tech!)
The Aztec Empire

Dead by Daylight
Dragons, apocalyptic horsemen, and the antichrist can all be found in this, the zany younger brother of New Testament books.
Revelation

crabs
This president worked as a mining engineer in China, becoming fluent in Mandarin and even witnessing the Boxer Rebellion! His Chinese name was 胡佛 (Hú fó)
Herbert Hoover
The satirical novel Cat's _____ actually IS about an old-fashioned game played with your hands and string. (Also, the Cold War.)
Cradle
This Mali emperor is rumored to have affected the value of gold with his lavish spending on Hajj to Mecca. He gets bonus gold for desert trade routes
Mansa Musa

Psychonauts
When viewed from within, the Paul VI Audience Hall (in which the Pope holds general audiences with the public) looks like this Biblical creature
a snake

revenue
Andrew Jackson called this president "Miss Fancy," to ridicule him for his close relationship and cohabitation with a male friend.
James Buchanan
Yuppie ____ is about a salary man hunting monsters in an office building, NOT a boy psychic.
Psycho
This Sumerian king is the hero of one of the oldest stories in the world. He can avoid some warmonger penalties and, as an NPC, likes to make a lot of friends!
Gilgamesh

Disco Elysium
In the Sistine Chapel fresco, Michelangelo is widely thought to have depicted himself as the flayed remains of this saint (carried by his living self), reflecting his contempt for the Church and their commission
St. Bartholomew

Vienna
This 20th-century president was known to feed squirrels on the White House lawn, which was perhaps his most substantial contribution to public welfare during his time in office
Ronald Reagan
Moral ____ is a claymation parody of Protestant children's cartoons. The missing word is the protagonist's name.
Orel
This Roman emperor presided over one of the empire's largest expansions in history and earned the title optimus princeps. If you befriend him in-game he will give you a look so kind it's genuinely disarming.
Trajan (Marcus Ulpius Trajanus)

Pathologic 2