Riddle Me This
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Quantum Physics and Relativity
100

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel/sponge

100

What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

100

She sells seashells on the seashore, The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure, For if she sells seashells on the seashore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

What currency does she use?

Sand dollars

100

What is the hottest planet in the solar system?

Venus

100

Name a big number

Any number greater than 1 trillion

200

I need food to eat, air to breath, yet a glass of water may kill me. What am I?

A fire

200

What fruit can you never cheer up?

A blueberry

200

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

At least 3

200

This tabletop role playing games has players act out fantasy characters and roll dice

Pathfinder

200

Within 10 decimal points how many solar luminosities is the sun?

1

300

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?'

The letter "e"

300

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?

The president

300

This country is located north of south Korea

China

300

What animal can hold it's breath underwater the longest?

Fish

300
What is alpha decay?

When you insult an alpha male and he becomes sad :(

400

A cowboy rides into town on Wednesday, stays three days and leaves on Wednesday. How is this possible?

Wednesday is the name of the Horse

400

How do you spell hard water with three letters?

Ice

400

What country could be used as a response to the question: “How are you feeling, and what kind of car do you drive?"

Madagascar

400

What territory of the U.S. does not allow reproduction?

The U.S. Virgin Islands

400

True or false (explain your answer) there are 4 states of matter solid, liquid, gas, and plasma, and your body has plasma in it.

True, there is plasma in your blood

500

f you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don't have me… What am I?

A secret

500

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar *haha*

500

What is the protagonist of a movie about a boy who creates and sells pots while living with his abusive aunt and uncle

Harry Potter

500

What is the name of the pile of trash is roughly 1/3 the size of texas and is located in the Atlantic ocean?

The United Kingdom

500

What is the meaning of life?

42

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