Don’t worry Chief! OMS-1 is on the case!
Seeing someone covered in deep thermal burns is a real shock to the system, which is different from this type of shock the patient will be experiencing
What is hypovolemic shock?
This Greek hero, who took an arrow to the heel, would test positive for this special test
What is the Thompson test?
Dr. Pimple Popper would have a blast bursting these type of skin lesions
What is pustules?
How can something so purine make this nasty product that can crystalize and form deposits in joints?
What is uric acid/urate?
One does not simply get on Sean Bean’s level, especially when he landed a role in this big fantasy trilogy directed by Peter Jackson
What is Lord of the Rings?
They say two’s company and three’s a crowd, but this group of three you wouldn’t want to have in your knee
What is Unhappy triad?
You think the anterior drawer test is good enough, but what about this special test that is better at detecting anterior knee instability?
What is the Lachman test?
Skinny people must have it tough! They hit these boney protrusions every time they sit down
What is ischial tuberosity?
I’m going to pull RANK and activate the precursors to these cells
What are osteoclasts?
Somebody once told me that this meme was gonna roll me, but this famous Dreamworks character just wants you out of his swamp
Who is Shrek?
I feel bad for pore old lady! Her T(est) score was -2.5; She must have this condition!
What is Osteoporosis?
A, B, C, D, E…the “Ugly Duckling”! These elementary school songs and stories come to mind when I perform this general exam.
What is a skin assessment/exam?
Pain radiating down from my lower back to my leg? You got some nerve! (and this nerve that is the main culprit)
What is Sciatic nerve?
EXT1/2, RB, TP53, CDKN2A…all suitable targets for this general class of disease
What is cancer?
You made it to Med School! “Don’t let your dreams be dreams” and “Just do it” like this famous actor (because “Yesterday, you said tomorrow”)
Who is Shia Lebouf?
Charcot? I barely knew her! But I do know the disease most commonly associated with Charcot’s arthropathy.
What is Diabetes Type II?
I would say this OM technique has its indirect way of resetting the muscle
What is counterstrain?
I wouldn’t trust the lateral leg compartment if I were you; they tend to fib the truth, with these two muscles being guilty as charged
What are the fibularis longus and fibularis brevis?
Who would have thought that this neurologic drug not only acts on serotonin and norepinephrine receptors, but also to help with pain from osteoarthritis?
What is duloxetine?
Very Jeopardy, Many review, Wow! The “Doge” is what he’s known, but what breed of dog is he?
What is Shiba Inu?
Hey! It’s rude to call them thick-skulled! They just have this bone-remodeling disease.
What is Page's disease?
This trendy test looks at hip abductor muscle weakness because, as Shakira says, “Your hips don’t lie”
What is the Trendelenburg test?
Named after the monks that would pray on “bended knee”, this structure makes sure that nourishment still gets to the knee joint
Arrggh! Me collagen fibers ain’t formin’ right. What might I be missin’?
What is Vitamin C?
Just like a best friend you grew up with, this famous singer is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, and never gonna run around and desert you (lol)
Who is Rick Astley?