WHO AM I?
Before “bro,” “girl,” or “bruh,” this person apparently decided everybody could simply be called “FROG.”
Who is Candace?
This musician can have IEMs directly in his ears and STILL somehow hear absolutely nothing.
Who is Tyron?
Who managed to turn giving HIMSELF a shout-out into an actual catchphrase?
“SHOUT OUT TO ______!”
Who is Tremaine?
This man is fighting a determined battle against his cul-de-sac haircut using herbs and an unreasonable amount of optimism.
Who is DJ
Everybody says this person used to look like the star of “That’s So Raven.”
who is Candace
Somehow this person managed to turn giving himself a shout-out into part of his entire brand.
Who is Tremaine
At only 5’1”, this person somehow manages to have full-sized problems—including regularly being stranded somewhere.
Who is Shawyanna?
This soprano believes every high note should be heard inside the sanctuary, in the parking lot, and possibly three counties away.
Who is Tia
Who is most likely to turn one ordinary word into:
“BAAAAAABBBYYYY!”
Who is Patricia?
After a few drinks, somebody may need to remind this person that THE PARTY IS INSIDE.
Who is Marissa
These two once carried themselves like Erica and Tina Campbell had some serious competition in the gospel sister-duo department.
Who are Shony and Rachael
A few drinks apparently activate this person’s migration instinct because eventually she’s trying to GO OUTSIDE.
Who is Marissa
At 6’6”, tall, dark and handsome, this person claims the ladies loved him then, love him now, and there are absolutely NO known defects.
Who is Dominic
Sometimes known by the title of a song he’s famous for singing, this person also seems to believe shirts have an optional chest-covering feature.
Who is Deandre, aka Freedom?
This person may never actually say it, but every unanswered text sends the same message:
“I’ll get back to you when I get back to you.”
Who is Tyron?
A pair of Adidas with a hole in the bottom survived so long that the final retirement plan involved ACTUAL FIRE.
Who is Dedra
Dr. Poindexter deserves at least partial credit for this person’s famous smile.
Who is Tia
This person is only 5’1”, frequently ends up stranded somewhere, and may need more than roadside assistance depending on what happened.
Who is Shawyanna
If the function starts at 7:00, somebody should probably tell this person it starts at 5:30.
Who is TJ
You may have known your own name your entire life, but once this person gets the microphone, you’re about to find out you’ve been pronouncing it wrong.
Who is Bishop Terry Gilbert?
Who could probably summarize an entire guitar solo with:
“Forget all that. I’m just gonna play these power chords.”
Who is Cameron?
According to her boyfriend, when she gets on his nerves, his conflict-resolution strategy occasionally involves simply LEAVING HER SOMEWHERE.
who is Haley
This drummer is so loyal to old clothes and shoes that sometimes destruction is apparently the only successful upgrade strategy.
Who is Dedra
Identify BOTH people:
One believes herbs are going to restore his hairline.
The other believes being 6’6”, dark, handsome and sexy means nothing could possibly be wrong with him.
Who is DJ and Dominic?
This singer can go from singing peacefully to being ready to pop off on somebody with remarkable efficiency.
Who is Shony?
During one unforgettable spiritual emergency, this person yelled:
“DEVIL, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY AUNTIE!”
Who is John?
Who can threaten to beat your tail and then, after further consideration, decide:
“I’ma let God deal with you.”
Who is Patricia
Tequila enthusiast by night… amateur exorcist when the situation apparently calls for it.
Who is John
One person. THREE names. Identify the musician who can answer to Connor AND Arthur.
Who is Cameron
Identify the couple:
One is notoriously late and loves Jack Daniel’s.
The other allegedly gets left places whenever she gets on his nerves.
Answer:
Who are TJ/Dookie and Haley?
Who are TJ and Haley