Fashion
Jules can often be seen coming out of his house wearing a shirt covered in these types of stains.
What is blood?
You normally make a point of avoiding Jules to avoid these smells he typically exhibits.
What is semen and vomit?
Jules adamantly denies doing this, but respects your version of the events.
What is unwanted sexual touching?
This relative of Jules has a single strand of hair, four teeth, and dresses like a nun.
Who is Jules' niece?
Jules likes to blast his volume while enjoying this.
What is hardcore pornography?
The local pond is where Jules might be found doing this bi-weekly activity.
What is laundry?
You know something's cooking when you smell this.
What is dead beaver?
Jules claims he did five years in the slammer for doing this, upon which he did not elaborate.
What is littering?
These are the parents of Jules.
What is his father and his father's sister (or mother and her brother)?
This is Jules' favorite member of The Beatles.
Who is Ringo Starr?
He actually wears these shoes in 2021.
What are crocs?
You thought you smelled this coming from Jules' house one time, but decided not to complain so as to keep the peace.
What is burning human flesh?
Jules has a hobby of investigating to uncover the "real killer" of two people, when everybody knows who the killer is.
Who is O.J. Simpson?
Jules only has one leg as the result of a prank gone awry caused by this member of his family.
Who is his grandmother?
You weren't *too* surprised to find this in Jules dumpster, but you (rightly) judge him for it anyway.
What is an anime body pillow?
On holidays and special occasions, Jules normally wears this on his head.
What is a rainbow-striped stove pipe hat?
The smell of what is likely this from Jules' house has been getting really bad this past week.
What is rotting human flesh?
You can't help but feel slightly disturbed when one of these comes out of Jules' house.
What is a crying boy?
Jules deeply resents this now-deceased member of his family.
Who is his son?
Jules may or may not be this prominent Atlas Forum blogger, but you hope to God he isn't.
Who is OC?
According to your neighbor Margaret from across the street, Jules especially likes to wear this when lounging around in his frontyard while you're at work.
What is nothing?
Jules will occasionally apply this obscure, incredibly unpleasant "cologne" which he refers to as this.
What is "Scat de Chanel"?
This four-letter word is what you hope to see Jules get sentenced to for something.
What is life?
Jules' parents are older than these other members of his immediate family.
Who are his grandparents?
Jules will sneak into local high schools to sell this confection.
What is cotton candy hidden in the compartment of his prosthetic leg?