Sitituations
Some starts snoring loudly. What do you do?
Smother them. (shut them up.)
Does the 3 year old child have a mother?
No.
Do you make a shelter first or do you make a fire?
Shelter first.
Bees?
No.
What does Cthulhu eat?
Souls and babies.
You find a conch shell. What do you do with it?
You ask it for something to eat. (It fails.)
There is a really mean tiger. Who do call?
GHOST-no... circus performer.
Do you eat all the food so no one else can have any?
No. That's bad.
Memes to pass the time?
Yes.
Someone tries to stab you. What do you do?
Run.
What is the eagle scout's favorite drug?
All. They're all great.
Do you have a knife to help you?
No.
Twenty One Pilots?
Yes.
How tall is Cthulhu?
1,000 feet.
Somebody builds a raft. What do you do?
Hope it wasn't the construction worker.
Who is the only one on the island who we really didn't need from the start?
The actress.
Do you try to find clean water or drink from the ocean?
Find clean water. (ya don't want to die, right?)
Froot Loops or Lucky Charms?
Froot Loops, my dude.
H.P. Lovecraft
You run out of food. What do you do now?
Become a cannibal.
Who is the worst person because they told the Eagle Scout that they would grow and sell them weed?
The Custodian.
Do you try to make a spear or fight with your bare hands?
Try to make a spear. (can I get uhhhh a mcstabby please?)
What is Vine?
Dead.
Cthulhu is now your lord and savior. What do you do?
You bow down and praise him.