Dad Jokes
Founding Daddies
You're mairred to whom
Dadda
Dad Culture
100
"You see a crime at an Apple Store, that make you an..."
What is an "iWitness?"
100
Signed his name the largest on the constitution.
Who is John Handcock?
100
The setting of Mom and Dad's marriage.
What is a boat?
100
This father was known as the King of Rock 'n' Roll.
Who is Elvis Presley?
100
The official flower for Father's Day.
What are roses?
200
"I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a..."
What is a "fanta sea."
200
Who is George Washington
200
When a tiger and a lion mate their offspring are called this.
What is a Liger(Male lion), tigons, tiglons(Male tiger), Li-Tigons(Female Tigon and Male Lion ), or Ti-Ligers(Female Liger and Male Tiger)
200
The solar system's planet that was named after the Roman embodiment of the sky.
What is Uranus.
200
The country that was the first to celebrate Father's Day.
What is USA?
300
"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of..."
What is "resisting a rest."
300
Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson.
Who are the presidents on Mount. Rushmore
300
Someone who is sexually active to kitchenware.
What is a pansexual?
300
The father of Cleopatra's son, Ptolemy XV.
Who is Julius Caesar?
300
This person made Father's Day a permanent, annual holiday by signing it into law
Who is President Richard Nixon.
400
"An elephant that doesn't matter."
What is a "An irrelephant."
400
September 28, 1781 – October 19, 1781.
When was the Siege of Yorktown?
400
The amount of times Glynn Wolfe Has been married.
What is 29?
400
The First King of England.
Who is Æthelstan the Good?
400
The most popular and number one of all Father's Day gifts according to the U.S. Census Bureau.
What is the necktie
500
"April showers bring May flowers, May flowers bring..."
What are "Pilgrims."
500
The preamble of the constitution.
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
500
This paragraph is the traditional wedding vows template.
What is "I, _____, take thee, _____, to be my wedded wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith."
500
This famous father is also his own son and a ghost at the same time.
Who is God?
500
According to Hallmark, Father's Day cards rank in this position for numbers sold.
What is 5th position