Vietnamese Jokes
All About Jennifer
Catholic
Cat-holic
Video Games
100

what kind of fish needs to go on a diet?

Loại cá nào cần phải ăn kiêng?

shark

cá mập

100

Name one of jennifer’s favorite shows

paw patrol

sonic

100

the papal name of the current pope

pope leo 14th

100

provide food and drink, typically at social events and in a professional capacity.

catering

100

user is an avatar that runs down 3 lanes to collect coins and jumps up and down trains

subway surfer

200

what did the vietnamese mom name the rude dog?

Người mẹ Việt Nam đã đặt tên cho con chó thô lỗ là gì?

Charlie


200

Jennifer goes to this high school

east valley high school

200

City where the pope lives

vatican city

200

domesticated bovines with horns and cloven hoofs

cattle

200

game where user can virtually construct their own island, create their own games, and play creations of other users

roblox

300

what kind of food do vietnamese people like to eat during an earthquake?

Người Việt Nam thích ăn món ăn gì khi có động đất?

shaking beef

Bò Lúc Lắc

300

The confirmation name that Jennifer chose

St. Christina the Astonishing

300

Jesus is truly and really present with us today in every mass through the ______

Eucharist

300

an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering; a disaster.

catastrophe

300

user catches characters in real life on a phone app that is tied to real life locations

pokemon go

400

what kind of bread do dads hate to eat?

Các ông bố ghét ăn loại bánh mì nào?

Baguette

400

Job that Jennifer wants to have when she is an adult

Teacher

400

If you commit a mortal (grave) sin knowingly, you should go to ____ before the next mass.

Confession

400

a medical condition in which the lens of the eye becomes progressively opaque, resulting in blurred vision.

cataract

400

user has to match at least 3 of the same kind of candy in a row until a score is reached to get to the next level

Candy Crush

500

Finish the sentence:

the fat lady sells ___by the beach? 

bà béo bán ___ ở bãi biển?

Rice cakes


500

Jennifer's favorite field trip at school

Pierce College for college fair

500

A prayer that involves the Our Father, Hail Marys, and the Glory Be

Rosary

500

a substance that increases the rate of a chemical reaction without itself undergoing any permanent chemical change.

catalyst

500

game where user runs and collects gold rings and defeat the boss, and unlocks characters like Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow

sonic dash

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