Genesis
What did God create on the 7 Day?
Nothing
Who wrote the original stone tablets?
God
God promised the Israelites a land flowing with milk and ______.
Honey
What is the meaning of Life
42
What is "Road work ahead?"
"yeah, I sure hope it does!"
Who named all the animals that God created?
Adam
When his mother put Moses in a basket in the Nile, who watched to see what would happen to him?
His sister
What animal were the Israelites forbidden to eat?
Pig, rabbit, and camel.
What are the three branches of the government?
Judicial, Legislative, and Executive
What is "And they were roommates!"
"Oh my gosh, they were roommates!"
Why did God put a mark on Cain?
To protect him
What was the punishment for working on the Sabbath?
What kind of bird was approved as a burnt offering?
Dove
What impressionist artist cut off his ear?
Vincent van Gogh
What is "I want a church girl, that go to church."
"And read her bible"
Who was buried in the cave of Machpelah?
Abraham
When Moses killed the Egyptian for beating a Hebrew worker, where did he hide the body?
In the sand
What were priests forbidden to drink in the tent of meeting?
What is the chemical compound of Salt?
NaCl
What is "Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called".
"Fre sha voca do. Fre sha voca do!!"
How many times did Noah send out a dove from the arl?
Three times
Whose bones did Moses take with him when the Israelites left Egypt?
Who is credited with writing Leviticus?
Moses
How long did it take David to make this?
six hours........... I'm not okay..........
What is "Its Wednesday my dudes"
"Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa"!