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TEMPLE
The first book of the New Testament that tells of Jesus' birth and ministry.
Matthew
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Birth of Jesus OR Star of Bethlehem
Buff boy with unmatched strength until his toxic gf gave him the worst fade in history. She really said "I got you babe" then sold him out for a bag. Himbo got played.
Samson
Which Book of the Bible are we covering in this retreat?
Romans
SPIRIT
The book about a young Jewish woman who became queen and saved her people.
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Water into Wine
This prophet really thought he could leave God on read. Caught the worst Uber Pool ever - three days in a fish's belly. That's what happens when you try to ghost the Almighty, bestie.
Jonah
You will either serve...
Sin or God
VOCANTNE
COVENANT
The book about rebuilding Jerusalem's walls in 52 days.
NEHEMIAH
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Garden of Eden
Short king was down bad trying to see the main character, so he said "tree climbing it is." Got called out by name and had to host the function. Representation matters.
Zacchaeus
What are the three strategies people use to be a "better person"?
Moralism, Mysticism, Transactionalism
TRIGHESUNESOS
RIGHTEOUSNESS
The book about a kinsman redeemer and the great-grandmother of David.
Ruth
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Walls of Jericho
Prophet who caught the spiciest Waymo to heaven. Didn't even die, just said "beam me up" and dipped. Left his apprentice shook and blessed. Exit game was legendary.
Elijah
What is the result of Mysticism?
Licentiousness
SLIAREVNOTE
REVELATIONS
The prophet who saw a vision of a valley of dry bones coming to life.
Ezekiel
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Tongue is sharper than two-edged sword.
Prophet who took "doing it for the gram" to another level. Laid on his side for 390 days, cooked food over... yeah we're not gonna say. Commitment to the bit went absolutely bonkers.
Ezekiel
Name the Fruits of the Spirit that Pastor Daniel shared.
Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Gentleness, Self Control