The saint that Valentines day is named after
Saint Valentine
He was a strong guy, at least with a man bun, but his partner liked buzz cuts
Samson and Delilah
God loved the world so much, He gave us His Son
John 3:16
Penguins have knees
True
They do indeed have knees, waddling is just more fun
He was a half-god and she sold her soul
Meg and Hercules
This little naked arrow shooting baby is actually the Greek god of love in Greek mythology
Cupid
Age didn't stop them, they would've made Craig look like a little boy at the time they had their first child.
Abraham and Sarah
God's love for us is shown in the fact that He is our shepherd, and we shall not want
Psalm 23:1
(Psalm 23, just the chapter, also acceptable)
The first hot dogs had dog in them
False
They were named after a similarity to a dachshund dog, but thankfully they were never hungry enough to actually use the dachshund dog
He was a street rat with a magic carpet and she was trapped in royalty.
Aladdin and Jasmine
Christmas
Every been accidentally married to your girlfriend's sister, oh well, silly mistake. This couple finally got to be together after he agreed to work for her father for seven more years.
Jacob and Rachel (Leah was the sister, also an acceptable answer)
God shows love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us
Romans 5:8
Hot and cold water sound the same when they're poured
False
There were a bunch of big science words, but ultimately, hot water has a higher viscosity than cold water, making it sound different
He only wanted to be king. She followed him everywhere.
Simba and Nola
This man, also famous for creme egg, started selling the first Valentines Day box of chocolates in the 1840's. Richard __________
Richard Cadbury
Is anybody hungry (I hope not after all that uncooked Italian), but if you still are, maybe you could try a good fruit salad, fig leaves on the side.
God loves us so much, that He wants us to be strong and courageous, and will be with us wherever we go
Joshua 1:9
Cats are not in the Bible
True
Even the Holy Spirit is a dog guy
He was a cowboy, she was in charge of keeping sheep.
Woody and Bo Peep
The first poem written about Valentines day was written by this poet in the 14th century, also famous for writing the Canterbury Tales and the Knight's Tale
If you got that good job, if not, I had no idea that was a real person, so you're ok
This couple came together through a widowed mother-in-law's relative
Ruth and Boaz
God loves us so much, that He knows the plans He has for us; hope and a future
Jeremiah 29:11
Spaghetto is the singular word for spaghetti
True
It does not stand for ghetto spaghetti, it just means one piece of spaghetti
He had AN eye for love. She had several.
Mike and Celia