What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
Paris
What is my(chiro) middle name?
Richard
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call a pig the does Karate
A Porkchop
London
England
Who was the first Disney princess?
Snow White
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
Why did the soccer ball quit
Because he was kicked around
Lima
Peru
What is the name of Han Solo's ship?
Millennium Falcon
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
What did one stop light say to the other stop light
Stop Looking, Im changing
Santiago
Chile
solve 2x-4=10
what is x=7
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber!
Addis Ababa
Ethiopia
Texas, Arizona and this US state were once part of Mexico.
California