Finish the Vine
"What's 9 plus 10?"
Kenny Dies
'It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.'
Arceus (Diamond)
Freddy Krueger
Nightmare on Elm Street
This remake costs more now than it did on release, and its accessory that came prepacked costs more than the game at launch.
Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver
"You know what? I'm about to say it.
I don't care that you broke your elbow."
The Losing Edge
Randy gets into drunken brawls at baseball games / The boys try to lose at little league baseball
"It mimics a tree to avoid being attacked by enemies. But since its forelegs remain green throughout the year, it is easily identified as a fake in the winter."
Sudowoodo (Emerald)
Scream
Ghostface
With how dark this entry was, it's impressive it got away with just dumb twitterkids saying it didn't do enough new.
Persona 3 Reload
"Dude, are you five?"
"Yeah, five inches deep in your mom."
Red Sleigh Down
Santa is shot down in Iraq
"It apparently does not feel the pull of gravity because it supports itself with psychic power. It will give its life to protect its Trainer."
Gardevoir (Emerald)
Leatherface
Leatherface
The story, the characters, the acting, the aesthetic is all perfect. The gameplay though...
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
"I love myself, even if I...
...look like a burnt Chicken Nugget."
Pee
The waterpark gets flooded with pee
(This entry was originally untranslated in English until it was reused in Pokémon FireRed.)
Charizard (Red and Green)
The Collector
The Collector
It's realistically three remakes and (sometimes) a port. But it came with some extra content not seen in the United States! But the extra content sucks so we try not to think about it.
Super Mario All-Stars
"With my giiiiiiiiiirl~!"
"I'm your cousin."
Broadway Brodown
Randy finds out broadway plays make Sharon wanna give him a beej
"The way its two tail fins flutter while it swims has earned it the nickname 'Beautifly of the Sea.'"
Finneon (Pearl)
Friday the 13th
Pamela / Mrs. Vorhees
In the original, the hub area didn't have a single bathroom in it! There's one now, but someone clogged it.
Resident Evil 2 Remake