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Why does the math book look sad?
Because it has too many problems
What starts with "e", ends with "e", but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A table
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What has stripes but no color?
A zebra
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What country is always in a hurry?
Russia (Rush-a)
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
Why does the bicycle fall over?
Because it has two wheels
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece (grease) at the bottom
What is full of holes but still holds water?
`A sponge
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name
What is always in front of you but you can't see it?
Future
What is a teacher's favourite nation?
Expla-Nation
How do you make the number 7 even?
Remove the "s"
What has an eye but can't see?
A needle
What has words but never speaks?
A book
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
the letter "m"
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
What is easy to lift but hard to throw?
A feather
what has teeth but doesn't bite?
A comb
What has a ring but no finger?
A phone