Joe Zander Trivia
Joe recently kind of lied to Kaitlin when she asked him if he ate the last Peppermint Chocolate snowman thing. Joe said I dont know, I dont think so. But this is what actually happened....
Yeah, I ate the chocolate.
My mom wont watch this movie because there is a line somewhere in either this film or one related where someone says someone is a good kisser and now my mom is grossed out by it
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
1996 film written, directed and starred by Billy Bob Thorton. Has a catch phrase that my dad will say after the name of the movie is revealed and my mom doesnt like it and thinks its stupid.
Sling Blade - Fun fact - this movie was filmed in 12 days
Played for 3 different teams in his sports ball career and now has recent years as a special assistant for a local sportsball team in Minnesota and also a TV analyst for this station that YouTube TV no longer carries forcing Craig Zander to explore other TV carrier options
Torii Hunter
Why did the Turkey stop eating at Thanksgiving?
He was stuffed
Kaitlin doesn"t understand how Joe can keep all of this _____ (Blank) completely tidy, clean and organized - but the rest of his belongings are constantly lost, unfolded, disorganized and chaotic
Fishing Gear
BUZZ YOUR GIRLFRIEND.... WOOF
Home Alone
TV Show that went 12 seasons - Started 2007 - Ended 2019. Kind of funny to me. I don't like the laugh track but my parents seemed to not mind. Has a gal thats hubba hubba in it
Big Bang Theory
Grew up in Burnsville Minnesota and often referred to around his new townhome complex as "The Ultimate Hunk Boy"
Craig Zander
What generation is Forest Gump from?
Joe has this LeeAnn Rimes song stuck in his head 24 hours a day - 7 days a week and has to randomly break out into incredible loud renditions of it about 4 times a day (One of the reasons why he loves working from home)
How Do I Live? (recorded 1997)
This is Kaitlin's favorite Christmas Movie and I just watched it for the first time last week and it stunk. It was like a wannabee musical from like 1960.
White Christmas
This is a film series that consists of 5 movies that are all pretty much EXACTLY the same where the main character has to fight 100 people to save the day. Spoiler alert - he saves the day. Some people have said I look like the main character which is pretty cool because he is a hunk
Bourne Series - Take a moment and see for yourself if I look like Matt Damon.
This hunkster shows that Leslie often finds other races attractive. In an awesome film that Joe can quote about 57% of the lines, He won the state championship as head coach of T.C. Williams
Denzel Washington
Why did the pirate go to the farmers market?
Corn was a Buck-an-ear
Looking back on this - This was an absolutely wild and absurd act and I am really sorry, but I was a dummy and really young. Joe once peed in the middle of the basement floor and blamed it on this animal.
Shauna - Sorry Shauna
Jim Carrey was originally casted to be the main character but it took 10 years to get the project in motion and he was then doing the Grinch. Instead they casted the funniest actor of all time to play the main character - what movie?
Elf
This televison series has somehow solved a crime in 60 minutes 456 times. They then created spin offs where they still solve the same crimes but its different because there is an acronym after the title of the show.
Law and Order
This dude was named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1996 and again in 2006. And according to his Wikipedia page he adopted a rescue dog, a bassett hound named Millie, from the San Gabriel Valley Humane Society in 2015. And thats all the info I am going to give because thats more fun for me
George Clooney
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I have no idea but I know the flag is a big plus
This is the month that Joe's car tabs expired and he recently talked his way out of a speeding ticket and an expired tabs ticket 3 weeks ago leaving Hayward showing that he doesnt have to renew his tabs because its a waste of money
MAY 2020
One of the best Christmas movies - 1946 - I also just learned that the writer Philip Van Doren Stern wrote the story as a fun Christmas card. A movie producer saw it, purchased the movie rights from him for $10,000 and now its an awesome movie.
It's a Wonderful Life
This is a really funny reboot that came out in 2017 that my mom hates and my dad thinks its really funny. I also find it really funny. The host is a fictional character and after watching it a few times you still don't understand the Premise of the show
The Gong Show
This guy road up an escalator (a scene previously referred to in a Joe Zander Jeopardy) and my mom gasped when she first saw him on the tv. He was wearing a tux and had a rose and then approached Jennifer Lopez. I haven't seen the movie in a long time and I could be totally wrong about the scene because my mom didnt remember the scene last time I brought it up but I am pretty sure I am right. Also won Peoples Sexiest Man alive but won it as a couple - extra 12 points if you can name the gal he was with at the time
Richard Gere (Cindy Crawford - the couple got married in 1993 and split up a year later, but thats just showbiz babay)
A guy goes to the pet store and buys 12 bees, but the worker gives him 13. The guy says wait you gave me one too many. The worker says....