What's My Name?
The dude who led the Jews out of Egypt
Who was Moses?
Where most of the story takes place
Where is Egypt?
1 is Hashem, 1 is Hashem, 1 is Hashem
What is Who Knows 1?
What is Kadesh?
10
What are the 10 Plagues?
The first dude to turn a staff into a snake
Who was Aaron?
Where Moses flees to after murdering a dude
Where is Midian
What makes this night different from all other nights?
What are The 4 Questions?
This step translates to hidden and we search for the Afikoman
What is Tzafun?
4
What are a whole slew of things, such as: the 4 cups of wine, the 4 sons, the 4 names of Pesach, etc.
The dudette who snuck into the backyard of the Pharaoh's Palace to spy on a baby
Who was Miriam?
Where the Jews wonder for a hot sec (name of place)
Where is the Sinai Desert?
That would have been enough for us!
What is Dayenu?
Everyone's favorite part of the seder
What is Shulchan Orech?
13
What are the number of verses in "Who knows 1"
The dude that was Pharaoh
Jews in this country adorn their seder tables in jewelry
Where is Hungary?
One goat that father bought for 2 zuzim
What is Chad Gadya?
The longest step in the seder (assuming you don't eat for, like, 2 hours)
What is Magid
14
What are the steps of the seder?
The dudette who gave birth to Moses (as well as helped give birth to most of the babies in Egypt since she was a midwife)
Who was Yocheved?
Jews from this country eat eggs as their main course
Where is Yemen?
And this is what kept our fathers
What is Vehi Sheamda?
The only part of the seder where you are supposed to do nothing (this one's a duzy 'cuz we do stuff anyway)
What is Nirtzah?
210
What are the years of slavery in Egypt?