What are the 2 smartest human beings on the planet?
If you said Artem, you were close... If you said Papa/Alex or Mama/Katia, you were right! If you said Anton/Antoha, You were completely off the track
Why doesn't Earth Fall?
Because its held by 2 elephants and 1 turtle!
If Mr.Stupid had 10942 chickens, how many cows did he have?
345 because he bought them yesterday from the black market
What is the cutest thing on Earth?
Arthur!
If A is B, then B is...
348 because A is 348
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3
What is the best game?
Wait until you're neighbor comes, and then trap them, and put fart sounds on you're outside speaker
There are 3 mushrooms, 2 lie, and 1 tells the truth, you want to know how to eat a pie, and want to ask them, how can you find the information?
Grab the mushrooms, cook the mushrooms, eat the mushrooms, go to sleep, have breakfast, and then you watch a youtube video about how to eat pies the proper way
if someone had 431 birds, how many birds did he have?
431
What do you do if you see a fat kid in the bathroom?
You call the FBI and yell on the top of you're lungs: HELP!!! THERE IS AN ELEPHANT IN THE BATHROOM!!!
A triangle had 4 sides, each side was 2 inches long, what is it's circumference?
It's a wrong question
1+1
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