The Secret Life of Dr. Zirbel
Dr. Zirbel and his Zirbelites
Yes, he did use that slang
Confirmation he's a white man
Misc.
100

The food Dr. Zirbel ate by himself in a parking lot

What is sushi?

100

Dr. Zirbel asked about the pronunciation of this name with two days of class left

Who is Miraya?

100

The way Dr. Zirbel says we all feel about Machiavelli

What is "down bad"?

100

The group of people Dr. Zirbel thinks are superior

What are white men?

100

The food Dr. Zirbel passed around the class

What are pretzels? (Would also accept birthday cookie)

200

The place Dr. Zirbel went to but claimed it was for his friend and not him

What is a dispensary?

200

Dr. Zirbel saw everyone take a sip of this person's drink and still took it

Who is Miraya?

200

Dr. Zirbel voiced this inner thought of Dmitri about Grushenka

What is "I'd tap that"?

200

Do not get Dr. Zirbel started on this group of people

Who are the Jews?

200

The two popular things Dr. Zirbel accidentally said in the span of 2 minutes

What are Among Us and Fall Guys?

300

Dr. Zirbel denied getting high the night before but instead admitted to this

What is getting high that morning?

300

The person Dr. Zirbel called out in front of the entire class

Who is Jose?

300

When Dr. Zirbel figured out what this word meant, he admitted to being one

What is a savage?

300

The description of women doctors that Dr. Zirbel told his daughter

What are nurses?

300

Dr. Zirbel googled this thing that was at the height of its popularity 6 years ago and then did it in class

What is dab?

400

Dr. Zirbel did this instead of his lunch duty because he needs his lunch too

What is hiding in the Spanish room?

400

Dr. Zirbel asked Marcus if he was this person after he entered class wearing all black

Who is Black Panther?

400

Finish the phrase: "He ______ so he went to see them witches"

What is buggin?

400

Dr. Zirbel said he would join this organization

What is the KKK?

400

Dr. Zirbel said Wisconsin is where we all do this

What is heroin?

500

The place where Dr. Zirbel claims he is a big deal

Where is downtown?

500

Dr. Zirbel stopped the class in order to sing this many "Happy Birthday"s for all the people we didn't sing to in the past five months

What is four?

500

Dr. Zirbel said to do this if you wanted someone on your defense panel

What is "get that bread"?

500

Dr. Zirbel called SeƱora Acherbo this type of person

What is an anti semitist?

500

Finish the phrase: "I have that understated elegance. No, it's actually _________"

What is a sinus infection?

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