Zmuda or nah?
Season Statistics ASV
Fine box
Finish the Zmuda quote
Bonus
100
"The Peaky Fookin Blinders"

Zmuda AND the Peaky Blinders

100

The worst positive reception % for the season

Niklas Riis (40.4%)

100

The person that ended 10th in the fine box

Halmfyr Madsen

100

"_______ matsch"

Kurwa

100

The person(s) on the team that do NOT have a significant other

Dalgas, Riis, Damien, Anders?

200

"Impossible is a word found only in the dictionary of fools"

Nah(poleon Bonaparte)

200

Player with the most blocks of the season

Anders Gaardmann (32)

200

The person with the most Nibba-fines this season

Jacob

200

"We have to stay ___________ with our solutions"

consequent

200

The foreigners all work at DABBA on the side. This job requires all sorts of skills, such as washing pots and chopping parsley. There is one job that they do, but none of them are permitted to do it...

Driving/delivering food

300

"If it was only about me, I would have fired you a long time ago"

Zmuda
300

Players with the best and worst serve efficiency of the season

Best: Benjamin Anthony Michael Lucas (0.107)


Worst: Jonathan Krogh (-0.31)

300

As the fine box is right now, this is the player that has served under the net/around the posts the most this season (1 in game, 4 at practice)

Anders

300

"We need to act like ______ _____"

Kurwa mans

300

The oldest person on the team next season, and his age

Ephraim (25)

400

"Life does not forgive weakness"

N(Adolf Hitler)

400

Number of aces that the second best server on the team has

15 (Hjalmer)

400

The amount of money Dalgas still owes the fine box

41 kr (+/- 10 kr is valid)

400

"_________, is that the correct way to say this Ben?"

Minimalize

400

The English translation of Hjalmers nickname

Straw-fired-boiler

500

"If we lift our heel off their necks now, they'll just come at us" 

Nah (Tommy Shelby)

500

Calculate this: 

Sideout% ranking for regular season - (minus) sideout% ranking for playoffs

-4

500
The 4 playes that have gotten exactly 22 balls to the mouth this season

Dalgas, Ephraim, Asger, Zakk

500
"Kurwa Dalgas, ____ ___ __ _________ ___"

you are my volleyball son

500

Jonathan's biggest rival "played" for this team in the 24/25 season

Arago de Sète (Arago is also fine)

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