HELLO, SUCKER!
At the tequila bar, lick the salt off your hand, drink the shot, then suck on this
What is a lime?
These two countries share the longest border in the world
What is Canada and the US?
Lean Canadian bacon & English muffins are key ingredients of this McDonald's staple
What is an Egg McMuffin?
In names of cocktails, this liquor precedes mockingbird & sunrise
What is Tequila?
Fatigue from travel across several time zones
What is jet lag?
Completes the title of an 1847 novel featuring "a gush of blood, and a hideous sucking noise": "Varney the..."
What is a vampire?
It's the Hellenic Republic
What is Greece?
foodandwine.com suggests a Caesar salad employing the English muffins' crunchiness in this role
What are croutons?
For brunch you might opt for this drink made with champagne or sparkling wine & peach puree
What is a bellini?
One of these crimes that's "inside" has the help of someone who works at the place being robbed
What is a job?
The Amer. Academy of Pediatrics says this habit fulfills a need of all infants but around age 5, maybe worry a bit
What is thumb sucking?
This country in the European Union has the largest population
What is Germany?
This morning dish made with English muffins isn't named for an American traitor, but rather a Delmonico's patron
What is Eggs Benedict?
Combine orange juice, club soda & this almond-flavored liqueur & you've got yourself a bocce ball
What is amaretto?
A type of shot glass, it's equal to 1 1/2 ounces of booze
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What is a jigger?
A common nickname for a lollipop
What is a Sucker?
This is the largest capital city in the world by population
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What is Tokyo?
"Nooks & crannies" is a trademark of this brand of English muffin
What is Thomas?
This beverage was made famous by the movie The Big Lebowski, and features heavy cream, vodka, and coffee liqueor...The Dude Abides
What is a White Russian?
This Indonesian island is also a computer programming language
What is Java?
H. Cecil Booth's version of this contraption was used to clean up Westminster Abbey for a coronation in 1902
What is a vacuum?
Three countries in the world are entirely surrounded by one other country, name one
What is Lesotho, Vatican City and San Marino?
This teatime treat with a 7-letter name is basically an English muffin, though often served whole, not split
What is a crumpet?
A Negroni is made using equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and this orange liqueur
What is Campari?
This skin condition gets its name from the French for yellow
What is jaundice?