Celebs
Jewish director known for such films as "Catch Me If You Can" and "Schindler's List"
Steven Spielberg
This celeb has abandoned her Mykonos beach club, recently releasing a new song titled "Back to Me".
Lindsay Lohan
Yankees first pitch.
George W. Bush
A lyric in a Macklemore song, this artist is oft mistaken as being raised "on the streets" and was friends with Madonna.
Basquiat
Cornell med school grad with a pension for butting heads with the current cabinet.
Dr. Fauci
This oscar-winning actress is known for her 90's rom-coms, a recent Netflix thriller, and her stern "smile".
Sandra Bullock
Known for her rom-com roles including "The Holiday", this celebrity is married to a member of the band "Good Charlotte".
Cameron Diaz
Also an accomplished architect.
Thomas Jefferson
Paints herself and her miscarriages.
Frida Kahlo
Likes to write poems such as "Milk and Honey" about feelings and flowers, probably sold at Urban Outfitters.
Rupi Kaur
This actress portrays the sociopath Lisa Rowe, in a movie based on the true story of a group of girls in a renowned Massachusetts mental institution.
Angelina Jolie
Daughter of a female Vice Presidential candidate who had a baby out of wedlock.
Bristol Palin
Worked at Baskin-Robbins as a teen.
Barack Obama
Mormon artist known for her murals depicting scenes of the Book of Mormon
Minerva Teichert
Conservative political commentator who often references his wife being a doctor and his abstinence before marriage.
Ben Shapiro
Most recently divorced from Jennifer Garner. (Who would do that?)
Ben Affleck
New Yorker known for her sing-song-y, genial music about boys and getting lost in "France".
Ingrid Michaelson
President that built the West Wing.
Theodore Roosevelt
Artist known for painting the Moulin Rouge.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
A late night host, Mitt Romney's neighbor on Lake Winnipesaukee.
Jimmy Fallon
Mick Jagger
Currently pregnant blonde known for frequenting the skate parks of New York as a 90's teen and being in the controversial teen drama "Kids".
Chloë Sevigny
Married his school teacher.
Millard Fillmore
This post-war color-field painter was influenced by Jungian and Nietzsche thought.
Mark Rothko
Princeton man that created an online bookstore company on a road trip from New York to the Pacific Northwest.
Jeff Bezos