Politically Incorrect
“It all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
President Bill Clinton during his Grand Jury Testimony August 17th, 1998.
"Fish and visitors stink after three days.”
Ben Franklin
Ahoy
hello
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows
“Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
Former mayor of Washington, D.C. Marion Barry, March 24th, 1989, National Press Club speech
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Mark Twain
Shiver me timbers!
an expression used to show shock or disbelief
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago
Dan Quayle
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
Abraham Lincoln
Black spot
A death threat
"How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Cat o’ nine tails
A whip with nine separate strands on the end
Where do skunks pray?
In pews
Kids would rub their hands down my legs and make the hair stand up.
Joe Biden
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
Thomas Edison
Give no quarter
Show no mercy, raise the red flag.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data