CELEBRITIES
This crazy scientologist went to Florida to get on a big boat
Tom Cruise Ship
An Ed Sheeran hit merges with Taylor Swift’s country-pop declaration of devotion in this love song, to make the most annoying fanbase in the world.
Shape of You Belong with Me
This caramel-like candy made of butter and brown sugar if it was really really really spicy
If Tom Holland as a super hero got left out of the trip to Paris
Spider-Man: No Way Home Alone
This Canadian party leader's initials were conveniently seen hanging around with maybe a bit too much baby oil
P P Diddy (Pierre Poilievre)
This wrestler-turned-actor is definitely taking steroids, and they might be made by this manufacturer.
Dwayne Johnson & Johnson
This blazing anthem by Alicia Keys meets a dazzling Katy Perry celebration of light and self-confidence.
Girl on Firework
This would make a glutten-free person go crazy, and the dish is inefficient, but it's exactly what they might need on a cold winter day.
Bread Bowl of Soup
If the second edition of Moana joined Vin Diesel on a journey across Miami
Moana 2 Fast 2 Furious
I feel like his innie and the guy from Keeping Up with the Kardashians have similar experiences
Adam Scott Disick
This 2-time "People's Sexiest Man Alive" winner if he said "better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak"
Who is Brad Pittbull?
A haunting The Weeknd track joins forces with Cyndi Lauper’s classic plea to turn back the clock.
Out of Time After Time
This popular white people dish comes in both in protein and gluten form.
Meatloaf of Bread
Lady Gaga gives Matt Damon one last chance to kill everyone in his way
A Star is Bourne Ultimatum
This timeless diva married 8 times and now writes breakup songs with a vengeance.
Elizabeth Taylor Swift
This six-time NBA champ blends with the Oscar-winning director of Get Out.
Michael Jordan Peele
Drake’s global club banger teams up with Tones and I’s to make a viral anthem
One Dance Monkey
This raw baking concoction, with its own ice cream flavour, would be delicious on its own, just maybe take out the middle.
Cookie Doughnuts
A sad story of a gay black man combined with the sad story of the Osage Nation
Killers of the Flower Moonlight
The coach of the Dallas Mavericks was seen maybe a bit too close this (male) American MAGA country singer
Jason Kidd Rock
This star of La La Land gets a wrestling makeover thanks to a bald-headed, beer-loving WWE legend.
Emma Stone Cold Steve Austin
Sting’s timeless ballad meets Kanye West’s catchy tale of romantic pursuit in this golden hybrid.
Fields of Gold Digger
This popular blanket for food if it was wrapped around mayo or ketchup
Bacondiment
A movie about interdimensional ruptures and bagels meets a man obsessed with Charles Manson and feet
Everything Everywhere All at Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
This legendary, classic Canadian and American comedy duo who have hosted SNL together and star in a show together were quite literally made for Zorse
Steve Martin Short