what has to be broken before its used
and egg
what get wet while drying ?
a towel
davids mom has three sons mike drake who is the third son
david
if your in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place what place are you in
2nd
what kind of band doesnt play music
a rubber band
what goes up but never goes down
your age
what can you keep after giving it away
your word
what is black when its clean and white when its dirty
a chalk board
what has lots of eyes but cant see
a potatoe
what has ears but cant hear
corn
im tall when im young but short when im old what am i
a candle
i shave everyday but my beard stays the same how
im a barber
what gets bigger when more gets taken away
a hole
what has many needles but doesnt sew
a christmas tree
what can you catch but not throw
a cold
a man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or a hat on didn't get a single hair wet how ?
he was bald
when you brake me i multiply if you smile i smile back what am i
a mirror
where does TODAY come before YESTERDAY
the dictionary
what has one eye but cant see
a needle
what has four legs but doesnt walk
a chair
what question can you never say yes to
are you dead?
i have branches but im no fruit trunk or leaves what am i
a bank
what invention lets you look right through the wall
a window
what has hands but cant clap
a clock
what has one head one foot and four legs
a bed