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The answer is a number that is not "6" or "7"
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200

Boasting 447 receiving yards and 3 TDs this season, this Jaguars wide receiver is one of Anthony's favorites! 

Who is Parker Washington? 

200

Hailing from Makati, Philippines, this former Heisman winner had numerous sporting escapades from the New York Mets to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Who is Tim Tebow? 

200

This is the combined number of super bowls that the Giants and the Jaguars have won.

What is 4? 

200

In what some may consider one of the most baffling trades of all time, this now fired general manager traded away Luka Doncic for scraps in a widely panned move.

Who is Nico Harrison? 

200

48 countries, including the USA, Canada, and Mexico will compete in the Summer of 2026 for this thing

What is the World Cup? 

400

This NHL team made history by being the first expansion team to win their first playoff series against the defending Stanley Cup Champions. 

Who are the Seattle Kraken? 
400

This former Tampa Bay Ray once famously ruined Amador's fantasy baseball run when he was placed on administrative leave from the team in August 2023

Who is Wander Franco? 

400
Manchester City striker Erling Haaland recently hit this premier league goal-milestone.

What are 100 goals? 

400

In a 2001 MLB game, this hall of fame pitcher released a fastball that collided with a bird, causing an explosion of feathers

Who is Randy Johnson? 

400

Referees in the NFL love to throw these things whenever someone hurts their precious Mahomes

What are yellow flags?


600

After a tumultuous time at Indiana, this transfer quarterback led the Washington Huskies to a National Championship game in 2024

Who is Michael Penix Jr? 

600

Many of the FSAA would say that this former Oklahoma Thunder guard is the "16th best player" in the NBA

Who is Josh Giddey? 

600

This is the number of GBMs + TNF Watch Parties combined that the FSAA hosted this semester 

What is 25? 

600

In one of the strangest NFL draft day twists, this player, who was projected to be one of the top picks of the 2016 NFL Draft, fell to #13 when his twitter account went live 10 minutes before the draft with a video of him wearing a gas mask and smoking a bong.

Who is Laremy Tunsil? 

600

Steelers fans will claim that you are cursed if you messed with this thing that they hold dearly.

What are the terrible towels? 

800

The Washington Wizards originally went by this name until 1997 when it was changed due to the "violent connotations" associated with the name. 

What are the Washington Bullets? 

800

Some members of the FSAA may say that every GBM lands on this day. 

What is Drake Maye Wednesday?

800

Including both their record-breaking regular season and post-season, the Golden State Warriors won this many games in the 2015-2016 season.

What is 88 wins? 

800

On May 30, 1922, two players were traded for each other during the break of a double header between these two teams (Name either one)

What are the Cubs or Cardinals? 

800

In a very spirited home playoff tradition, Detroit Red Wings fans enjoy throwing these things onto the rink

What are Octopuses? 

1000

Unlike George Washington, this former United States president has two national championship rings during his time as a Michigan Wolverine from 1932 to 1934.

Who was Gerald Ford? 

1000

During the first semester of the FSAA, a Super Bowl LVII ad based off this incredibly popular television show spawned the infamous Popcorners tier list meeting. 

What is Breaking Bad? 

1000

In his retirement game, Kobe Bryant scored this many points in a comeback against the Jazz.

What are 60 points? 

1000

In an infamous moment of MLB history, this Pirates pitcher threw a no-hitter while high on acid in 1970 after mistakenly believing he was not supposed to pitch that night

Who was Dock Ellis? 

1000

In a famous sports advertisement, a young fan offers Mean Joe Greene this thing in return for a jersey.

What is Coke?