STAFF COUNCIL CONFIDENTIAL
QUESTIONABLE TASTE
WHO'S WHO ON STAFF COUNCIL?
WAIT...WHAT?
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
100

This Staff Council member and her first cousin gave birth on the exact same day in 1991—with their sons arriving just ONE minute apart.

Who is Tabitha?

100

HR Liaison Chloe believes mac & cheese can be improved by adding this small green vegetable.

What are peas? 

100

This person is entering a new role on staff council this year, serving as the Wheeling campus rep.

Who is Anna?

100

This council lead is the only one with a hyphen in their name.

Who is Sarah-Anne?

100

You have an idea for a workshop that would help staff develop a new skill. Which Staff Council committee might want to hear it?

What is Professional Development?

200

Forget the tape measure. This Staff Council member has the uncanny ability to look at an object and know whether it will fit into a tight space.

Who is Lucie?

200

HR Liaison Eli has taken a controversial stand against pouring this into a perfectly innocent bowl of cereal. 

What is milk?

200

If Staff Council suddenly wins the lottery, this is the person we're trusting with the money. She serves as Staff Council Treasurer.

Who is Vanessa?

200

Forget the traditional stress ball. Staff Council HR Liaison Jacky keeps a squishy on her desk shaped like this.

What is a stick of butter?

200

You want more opportunities for staff across campuses to meet, connect and actually have some fun together. Who ya gonna call?

What is Engagement & Recognition?

300

As a child, this NLU staff member woke up to discover that a carpenter ant had crawled into her mouth and clamped its pincers onto her uvula, which needed to be removed by a doctor.

Who is Aimee?

300

Ketchup. That's it. According to this Staff Council member, it's the ONLY condiment a hot dog needs.

Who is Mandy? (BONUS: she also hates pickles!)

300

Match the committee with its representative:
Engagement & Recognition
Communications & Connections
Professional Development

Aimee • Lucie • Tabitha

E&R — Tabitha
C&C — Lucie
PD — Aimee

300

This person’s hottest food take is that New Haven-style white clam pizza belongs on menus everywhere near the coast.

Who is Ty? 

300

Staff are saying, "Wait… nobody told us about that!" Which committee is specifically charged with improving information sharing and transparency?

What is Communications & Connections?