Silly
Corny
Cornier
Dumb
Dumber
100

 David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle,     and ______

 David

100

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?


 Lunch and dinner.

200

The more you take, the more you leave behind. "What am I?"

What are footsteps?

200

 Which fish costs the most?


 What is a goldfish.

200

 What has a neck but no head?


What is a bottle?

300

I'm an odd number.  Take away a letter, and I become even.

What is "seven?"

300

What number always increases, but can never decrease?

What is your age?

300

Why can't you trust an atom?

They make up everything.

300

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?


 All the people on board are married.

300

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

Your mother

400

 Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?


 They are grandfather, father, and son.

400

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

The match

500

 What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?

 One, two and three

500

On what part of your body can you place your right hand where you can't touch it with your left hand?

What is your left elbow?

500

You want to boil a two-minute egg. If you only have a three-minute timer (hourglass), a four-minute timer, and a five-minute timer, how can you boil the egg for only two minutes?

Once the water is boiling, turn the three-minute timer and five-minute timer over. When the three-minute timer runs out, put the egg in the boiling water. When the five-minute timer runs out, two minutes have elapsed, and it is time to take the egg out of the water. You don't need the four-minute timer for this riddle.

500

Ask this question all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. 


 What time is it?

500

Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?


 They all made right-hand turns.