This family member once wore a balloon dress to a funera.
Who is Lydia?
We ate Thai food in this city while on our way Outwest in 2018.
What is Chicago?
This storybook involving paintings and firecrackers is best narrated by Dad.
What is Henry Reed’s Journey?
The longest living of any of our pets, this animal‘s life span could potentially reach to 30 years.
Who is splish?
The year our family moved on to Duncan Run Rd
What is 2009?
This family member once fell asleep during their own prayer.
Who is John-David?
Dad had Faith believing this landmark was an old Indian chief we were going to visit.
What is Old Faithful?
This joke involving corn traps comes from this specific episode.
What is Relatively Annoying?
This animal ran away/got lost further than 2 miles away at least twice in its lifetime.
Who is Nikki?
The year Daniel started college.
What is 2015?
This family member has a second personality that is only expressed in the state of Flordia.
Who is Mom?
On a trip out west this family member forgot to pack extra underwear and proceeded to wear the same pair for the entire trip.
Who is John-David?
This beloved sing along book by Sandra Boynton includes songs I’ve never heard because Mom and Dad did not approve of certain songs.
What is Philadelphia Chickens?
Definitely one of the most horrific animal deaths we’ve had, yet the owner refused ordering pizza for dinner after the incident.
Who are the rabbits?
The year we attended 7(?) weddings
What is 2015?
This family member uses carbonated soda in place of eppy pens for their allergies.
Who is Dad?
On this trip Lydia got staples in her head after falling off a bike down a large hill.
What is new york camping trip with the Kimbles?
A joke exclusively between Daniel and Faith who would act confused if you began to laugh along.
What is “Sliced Bread”?
This pet was thought to be dead but reincarnated at least three times before she truly died.
Who is Montana (the chicken)?
These four years are the years Mom homeschooled all five kids at the same time.
What is 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014?
This family member should not be trusted to cut things evenly or in a straight line, mainly emphasizing foods such as pizza or pie.
Who is Faith?
The amount of hours we drove around the clock on the way back from Glacier, Montana in 2018.
What is 39 hours?
American Girl character named Jess, unfortunately described as this by an oblivious and misunderstanding child.
Who is the girl with the watermelon in her stomach/the girl with the monkey in her stomach?
Three of these have been in our household and all have died or disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Who is Splash?
The year Mom and Dad went on their first date.
What is 1993?