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Jonny Depp played this eccentric rabble-rouser in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Who is Jack Sparrow?
Unlike birds, these Mesozoic fliers—including such famous taxa as Pteranodon, Rhamphorhynchus, and Quetzalcoatlus—were not dinosaurs.
What are pterosaurs (or pterodactyls)?
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
What is Godzilla vs. Hedorah?
The final fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (4)
Who is "Sora?"
"The ring came off my pudding can!"
What is "The Monorail Song" by Lyle Lanley?
This character, played by Alec Baldwin, was Liz Lemon's boss on 30 Rock.
Who is Jack Donaghy?
This squat, lizard-like carnivore from the Permian period is best known for the very tall sail along its back and for showing up in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter but is not, in fact, a dinosaur.
What is Dimetrodon?
Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster
What is Ebirah: Horror of the Deep?
Whip-wielding dominatrix from Soul Calibur (3)
Who is "Ivy" Valentine?
Why they changed it, I can't say--people just liked it better that way!
What is "Istanbul, Not Constantinople" by They Might Be Giants?
This long-running Tom Clancy character has been played by Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, Chris Pine, and Jim from The Office.
Who is Jack Ryan?
You might be surprised—or not—to learn that many well-intentioned adults will point to museum skeletons of this enormous, iconic, Ice Age elephant relative and tell their kids that it’s a dinosaur.
What is a mammoth (I would also accept mastodon)?
Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
What is Invasion of the Astro-Monster?
Arc System Works' multimedia Guilty Gear offshoot (8)
What is BlazBlue?
*Alvin & the Chipmunks-esque voice*
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band."
What is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley?
Kiefer Sutherland, who would go on to lifelessly voice Snake in Metal Gear Solid V, portrayed this character on the Fox series 24.
Who is Jack Bauer?
This diverse group of marine reptiles, known for their large flippers and long necks, have not survived to the present day in Scotland and are also not dinosaurs.
What are plesiosaurs?
Godzilla vs. The Thing
What is Mothra vs. Godzilla?
Not Godzilla vs. Mothra, which is a Heisei movie!
Gonna take you for a ride (abbreviation) (4)
What is "MvC2?"
"Darkness falls across the land; the midnight hour is close at hand."
What is "Thriller" by Michael Jackson (featuring Vincent Price)?
Jack Nicholson (touché) played this crazy author in The Shining.
Who is Jack Torrance?
This enormous semi-aquatic carnivore is both the largest living reptile and largest member of its family, a family that comprises the closest (non-avian) relatives of dinosaurs.
What is the Saltwater Crocodile (or Crocodylus porosus)?
Godzilla on Monster Island
What is Godzilla vs. Gigan?
Morrigan's younger sister (6)
Who is Lilith?
"Our teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!"
What is the Tiny Toons theme song?
Matthew Fox played this character--more or less the protagonist--on the ABC series Lost.
Who is Jack Shephard?
Mosasaurus—who you may remember from Jurassic World—was a huge marine reptile that is not a dinosaur but is instead related to this modern family of large, predatory lizards which includes the deadly Varanus komodoensis.
What are monitor lizards ("goannas" in Australia)?
Gigantis: The Fire Monster
What is Godzilla Raids Again?
Weirdly popular Final Fight gal, now playable in Street Fighter X Tekken, Ultra Street Fighter IV, and SFV (6)
Who is Poison?
"I've got a nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan."
What is "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island?