Holiday Ailments
Jack Frost
____ to the World
Oy
Distant but within sight OR How reindeer spell "yawn"
Yon
A good pun is its own _______
Reword
The NYE ball in Times Square first dropped in this year
1907
What you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire
Frostbite
____ Through a Winter Wonderland
Schlepping
A buck's least favorite sandwich bread
sour doe
Mrs. Claus's laundry detergent of choice. Not to be confused with Yule Tide.
Christmas Cheer
The smashing of a peppermint version of this animal is supposed to bring good luck
Pig
A safety feature responsible for a 47% decrease in one-horse open sleigh related accidents and injuries
Jingle Bells
Come on Baby, Light My ______
Menorah
A vampy reindeer wearing a leather harness and red lipstick
Vixen
An insect that doesn't know the words.
Humbug
According to the Dutch, eating these on New Years will bring you good luck.
Donuts
Ailment due to excessive mall-walking OR A poisonous berry that, when hung from a doorway, obtains the mystical power to get you to first base.
Mistletoe
Deck the Halls with ____________
Balls of Matzos
Only these reindeer keep their antlers through winter, shedding them in the spring
Female
What snowmen eat for lunch
icebergers
Eggs were given as NY gifts in this ancient country
Persia
The sound your head makes after too much eggnog
Pa rum pum, pum, pum
Silent Night? _______
I Should Be So Lucky!
Reindeer have evolved to see in this particular spectrum of light
UV
Bethlehem's oldest and most prestigious law firm
Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh
In mid-winter, the air inside an igloo compared to the outside air can be this many degrees warmer
70