Sports
This athlete has the most olympic medals of all time
Michael Phelps
Emo Rich Police Officer
Batman
A man with no nose has an unhealthy obession with a teenage boy
Harry Potter
Elderly man abducts a young overweight asian boy to replace his dead wife
Up
This woman is known for handing out cars in her talk shows
Oprah Winfrey
Rajon Rondo with no rings
Chris Paul
A frozen lake or a baby oil on the floor would send this red hero flying
The Flash
A teenage boy's body body changes and he discovers he can shoot a white sticky liquid out of his body
Spider-Man
Girl develops Stockholm syndrome while being kidnapped in a castle
Beauty and the Beast
This artist started at the age of 10 and holds the highest sold album of all time. Dying a different complexion than he started.
Michael Jackson
This red head is considered the best in his sport with 7 titles in 9 years, rocking the number 95
Lightning McQueen
This orphan from Kansas grows up to work for a newspaper and rips his clothes off every so often
Superman
A train conductor kidnaps children and brings them to an isolated village in the north
Polar Express
Two grown men abduct a child and run away from the government
Monsters Inc.
This 5'11 athlete is known for his hard punch and biting off an opponents ear
Mike Tyson
This athlete played with Michael Jordan and is known for his love of carrots and running from a hunter with a shot gun
Bugs Bunny
This hero's weaknesses include bananas, minion, a bag of funyuns, and the Simpsons
Green Lantern
Man betrays his race for some Alien action
Avatar
A guy thats alone in the forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch
Snow White
The type of guy who would pursue a 16 year old girl when he has to use the bathroom
R. Kelly
This city includes sports teams like the Kings, Angels, and Clippers
Los Angeles
This duo with the help of their 12 year old blond father defeat a giant robotic George Lopez
Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Kids come out the closet
Narnia
Old cowboy can't accept modern technology and will do everything to keep being the slave master's favorite slave
Toy Story
This british actor was titled the Sexiest Man Alive in 2018
Idris Elba