CRUEL QUOTES
WINGS (A Series)
HEROES & VILLAINS
"I" DON'T BELONG
RIDDLES
IS IT A BUTT?
100
"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Trump.
100
These were the call numbers of the plane.
N121PP.
100
"Let's put a smile on that face."
This guy kidding?
The Joker.
100
I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-I-T-I
I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-*I*-T-I
100
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
100
No.
200
This author said of Jane Austens work:
“Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
Maybe he should go paint a fence or something.
Mark Twain.
200
Parrot.
200
Fabled king of Ithaca. Husband of Penelope. Your name will live on in every quest or long journey.
Odysseus.
200
I-M-M-E-D-I-A-I-T-E-L-Y
I-M-M-E-D-I-A-*I*-T-E-L-Y
200
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
200
No.
300
Responding to criticism, this larger than life author said:
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Chill out. Go hunt a lion.
Ernest Hemingway.
300
Owl.
300
"Engines are out, I'm taking this bird to the Hudson, bitches." Is what I wish he said.
Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III
300
**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**
Crybaby Cry.
300
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest.
300
No.
400
Speaking on Ayn Rand:
"[Atlas Shrugged] is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
Harsh. If this writer had Enough Rope, sounds like she would have strangled Rand.
Dorothy Parker.
400
Eagle.
400
Cerberus is this the 'very good boi pupper doggo' of this deity.
Hades.
400
I-R-R-E-S-I-S-I-T-I-B-L-E
I-R-R-E-S-I-S-*I*-T-I-B-L-E
400
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will!
What am I?
Onion.
400
Yes.
500
"I wish I could be happy working loser- go nowhere jobs- like you do."
Andrews' Ex.
500
Cardinalis Cardinalis.
500
Put some pants on! Oh, nevermind, he's just really fast.
The Flash.
500
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-I
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-*I*
500
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
500
**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**
Portable Potables.