CRUEL QUOTES
WINGS (A Series)
HEROES & VILLAINS
"I" DON'T BELONG
RIDDLES
IS IT A BUTT?
100

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Trump.

100

These were the call numbers of the plane.

N121PP.

100

"Let's put a smile on that face." 

This guy kidding?

The Joker.

100

I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-I-T-I

I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-*I*-T-I

100

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

A stamp.

100

No.

200

This author said of Jane Austens work:

 “Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone." 

Maybe he should go paint a fence or something.

Mark Twain.

200

Parrot.

200

Fabled king of Ithaca. Husband of Penelope. Your name will live on in every quest or long journey.

Odysseus.

200

I-M-M-E-D-I-A-I-T-E-L-Y

I-M-M-E-D-I-A-*I*-T-E-L-Y

200

What has hands but can not clap?

A clock.

200

No.

300

Responding to criticism, this larger than life author said:

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"

Chill out. Go hunt a lion.

Ernest Hemingway.

300

Owl.

300

"Engines are out, I'm taking this bird to the Hudson, bitches." Is what I wish he said.

Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III

300

**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**

Crybaby Cry.

300

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

A priest.

300

No.

400

Speaking on Ayn Rand:

"[Atlas Shrugged] is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

Harsh. If this writer had Enough Rope, sounds like she would have strangled Rand.

Dorothy Parker.

400

Eagle.

400

Cerberus is this the 'very good boi pupper doggo' of this deity.

Hades.

400

I-R-R-E-S-I-S-I-T-I-B-L-E

I-R-R-E-S-I-S-*I*-T-I-B-L-E

400

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! 

What am I?

Onion.

400

Yes.

500

"I wish I could be happy working loser- go nowhere jobs- like you do."

Andrews' Ex.

500

Cardinalis Cardinalis.

500

Put some pants on! Oh, nevermind, he's just really fast.

The Flash.

500

M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-I

M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-*I*

500

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold.

500

**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**

Portable Potables.

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