Movies
Why is he wearing jeans in the ocean?
Aquaman
Clowns are dumb and they dress stupid
IT
I thought it was a baseball movie
Pitch perfect
Terrifying, the very thought of toys coming alive when you aren't watching gave me the chills. subsequently I burned all my kids toys which apparently makes me a "bad father" and my wife left me and taken the kids away from me. Terrible movie, ruined my life.
Toy story
There are no wolves in this movie.
The wolf of Wall Street
There were no lambs in this movie
Silence of the lambs
I love Ryan Roberts, but I hope someday his children don't see this movie.
Deadpool
The mission felt vert possible to me
Mission impossible
Too many cats
Cats: The musical
It was in Spanish but said nothing about being in Spanish. Only the minions spoke Spanish all other characters spoke English.
Minions
Didn't know it was a musical.
The sound of music
Not enough pets
Pet Cemetery
Switching from a system of exploiting children screams to exploiting children laughter does not make you good guys, you are still exploiting children about, ethical capitalism doesn't exist
Monsters, Inc.
Hunger isn't a game.
Hunger games
Not a Christmas movie
Die hard
Spoiler alert, this movie has nothing to do with mountains
Brokeback mountain
I don't mean to give any spoilers away, but there are no magicians in this movie. Don't let the tittle fool you.
Magic Mike
oh yeah a boat this big could really sink
Titanic
They are criminals but nobody deserves to be hit in the head over and over again by a brick
Home alone
This is a great movie and all but they should have called it cold or something
Frozen