AS SEEN ON SHARK TANK
WOULDA, COULDA, SHOULDA
ALL YOU NEED IS "L-O-V-E"
FICTIONAL TV TOWNS
FOR SWEATER OR WORSE
100

A must-have during the pandemic, the Shark-backed Phonesoap device can sanitize your germy phone using this kind of light

an ultraviolet light

100

She urged us to get out and vote in 2020, cautioning firsthand against "another woulda, coulda, shoulda election"

Hillary Clinton

100

A company called "London" this "tours" provides "a whirlwind tour of the history of the British public toilet"

loo

100

Dillon, Texas (home of the Panthers, and Tim Riggins)

Friday Night Lights

100

Do the players wear "jerseys" or "sweaters"? it's an age-old debate among fans of this sport, known for its fights

hockey

200

Shark Lori Greiner won the bidding war for this smiley-faced cleaning implement, and the rest is sponge history

Scrub Daddy

200

The credo "Shoulda, coulda, and woulda won't get it done" led Pat Riley to 4 NBA titles coaching this team

the L.A. Lakers

200

Bert Lahr, who played the Cowardly Lion in "The Wizard of Oz", was fittingly born under this zodiac sign symbolized by a lion

a Leo

200

Sunnydale, California (FYI, the local high school sits on top of a portal to a demonic dimension)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

200

For over 30 years, TV's Mister Rogers changed into his iconic red sweater, now in the Smithsonian, as he sang this song

"Won't You Be My Neighbor?"

300

This company with a bumblebee-inspired name has the highest lifetime sales in "Shark" history; that's a lot of socks

Bombas

300

Decades of TV ads featured beverage drinkers lamenting, "I could've had" one of these juice cocktails

a V8

300

Led Zeppelin warned that this type of wall is "going to break", while Don McLean lamented that it was dry

a levee

300

Stars Hollow, Connecticut (Luke's has the best cup of joe in town)

Gilmore Girls

300

You can score a version of this horror villain's striped sweater on Amazon for about 40 bucks -- finger knives not included

Freddy Krueger

400

"The #1 way to #2" is one notable tagline for this popular Shark-endorsed toilet stool (pun intended

Squatty Potty

400

This author of "The Giving Tree" gave us the poem "Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda", a fun-size lesson in just doing it

Shel Silverstein

400

This Swedish automaker's museum features a full-sized XC90 SUV made from Legos

Volvo

400

Capeside, Massachusetts (a small town with a big teen angst problem

Dawson's Creek

400

Sweaters that button in front are named for British officer James Thomas Brudenell, the 7th Earl of this

Cardigan

500

Formerly "Doorbot", this smart video doorbell was scooped up by Amazon after the Sharks rejected it--those ding-dongs

the Ring

500

Darth Vader's cheery banter with the hero of this Disney+ series includes, "You should've killed me when you had the chance"

Obi-Wan Kenobi

500

As Charles Darwin could tell you, to do this is to gradually change or develop over time

evolve

500

Charming, California (SAMCRO forever!)

Sons of Anarchy

500

Anne Hathaway's cheap blue sweater sparks the wrath of Meryl Streep, who delivers a withering "cerulean monologue" in this film

The Devil Wears Prada