owls
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Animals
Japanese
animal jokes
100

What does an owl do when it's tired?

yawn
100

What happens when you put water in the freezer?

It freezes

100

What is underneath a tigers skin?

Stripes

100

nanji desu ka?

なんじ です か?

What time is it?

100

What did the buffulo say to his son when he lefy for college?

BISON!

200

What can an owl do with its neck?

rotate

200

What do you take off when you enter a friends house?

Your shoes

200

Wheren does a penguin keeps its eggs warm?

On its feet
200

Motto yukkuri kudasai (もっとゆっくり下さい

please go a little slower

200

What is the most musical part of a chciken?

A drumstick!

300

Which owl is bigger male or female?

Female

300

What animal weighs 320 kilograms?

A tiger

300

What animal eats a diet of bamboo and lives in china?

Panda

300

Doko ni sundeimasu ka? どこに住んでいますか

Where do you live?

300

What do you call a cow inan earthquake?

A milkshake!

400

What do owls not make when they fly?

 noise

400

What do you call a baby tiger?

A cub

400

Who takes care of a penguins eggs?

The father penguin

400

Toire wa doko desu ka? トイレはどこですか

Wheres the toilet?

400

What is more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

500

What do you call an owl that lives in a barn?

barn owl

500

What can a tiger do with a tree?

Climb it

500

Where do the large tigers come from?

Siberia

500

Keisatsu o yonde kudasai! 警察を呼んで下さい

Please call the police!

500

How does a dog stop a video?

He presses paws